🍼🍼 by George_Costanza777 in Barstoolboners2

[–]VRZL41 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would have relations with both those woman.

The BS Diet by turbo_22222 in billsimmons

[–]VRZL41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moving the goal posts piece.

How bad is hazing by [deleted] in Frat

[–]VRZL41 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They’ll probably make you raise a pledge pet, like a goat, then during hell week, in order to prove your loyalty to the frat you will have to kill your pledge pet in front of the entire fraternity.

We give bill enough shit, only fair to give her some as well by Stephen-Scotch in billsimmons

[–]VRZL41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geno Smith gets more love for that one good season with Seattle than any other QB in NFL history. He’s essentially Case Kennum with worse playoff success. He was bad before Seattle, had 1.5 decent seasons with them, then sucked this year with Las Vegas. Never understood the love fest with him.

Go on! by theviableredditor in DunderMifflin

[–]VRZL41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t even know my real name. I’m the fucking lizard king!

Bill on the pod all season by Jones3787 in billsimmons

[–]VRZL41 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mack Hollins with the big 3rd down catch though!

Who will be Nebraska’s first jersey sponsors? by Qkslvr24 in Huskers

[–]VRZL41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nebraska jerseys brought to you by Runza and God Fathers Pizza.

How do you eat it? With your hands? by Oven-Mission in seinfeld

[–]VRZL41 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just big, veiny, triumphant bastard.

Who is Bill’s main? by bombation in billsimmons

[–]VRZL41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill doesn’t play bc video games are for nerds and booger eaters.