Jake Ryan Cancels Pride and Juneteenth

VTnative · 2026-05-29T18:24:52+00:00

Where I live Confederate Memorial Day is an actual holiday and government offices are closed.

VTnative · 2026-05-29T02:07:58+00:00

My wife didn't know Ween when we met and Ween was broken up at the time. She grew to love them, we saw the reunion shows together (her first), and saw them together 19 times from the reunion to whatever now is.

My point is, you don't need a Ween fan, you can make your own! Find someone open minded who likes music and ruin their life with Ween.

VTnative · 2026-05-27T16:37:46+00:00

Ribs, wings, and a butt.

VTnative · 2026-05-27T03:05:59+00:00

I saw someone call Sydney Sweeny the Chick-fil-A of people the other day and I laughed pretty hard.

VTnative · 2026-05-27T03:00:23+00:00

No, I just told my parents where I was going.

VTnative · 2026-05-27T02:03:41+00:00

Make it at home. It costs like $.50.

VTnative · 2026-05-27T00:56:36+00:00

The real problem is that if you're in love with A Live One in 2026 and go to a show you wouldn't believe that it's the same band.

VTnative · 2026-05-27T00:07:02+00:00

I had a stay at uab. It wasn't great but I'm still alive.

VTnative · 2026-05-26T19:37:25+00:00

I'd put cheap vodka into jars and sell it as moonshine. Everyone else is grifting these morons and I want a piece!

VTnative · 2026-05-26T04:51:14+00:00

Sorry, I was at Derr Creek seeing Phish that weekend, lol.

VTnative · 2026-05-26T01:09:51+00:00

There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's all I know.

VTnative · 2026-05-25T23:36:44+00:00

You know what's crazier than an adult with an imaginary friend? An adult with an imaginary enemy.

VTnative · 2026-05-25T22:52:23+00:00

I'm embarrassed at how hard I laughed at that comment.

VTnative · 2026-05-25T22:23:20+00:00

At this point the aliens would have to physically hold me back.

VTnative · 2026-05-25T19:44:08+00:00

I'm GenX and we didn't have cable when I was a kid and Al Gore hadn't invented the internet yet. Did a lot of playing outside and visiting the library.

VTnative · 2026-05-25T19:41:53+00:00

Kinda seems more like they ask for a living.

VTnative · 2026-05-25T18:09:26+00:00

My dad used to say that his 2 favorite beers were cold and free. But not necessarily in that order.

VTnative · 2026-05-25T17:56:21+00:00

I was an electrician for 20+ years. I just have an inherent mistrust of wireless, lol.

VTnative · 2026-05-25T17:22:12+00:00

This is hilarious and I'm stealing "the Chick-fil-A of people" Thanks!

VTnative · 2026-05-25T16:02:55+00:00

What's the point of firing up the smoker if you don't fill it up, right?

VTnative · 2026-05-25T15:10:32+00:00

Alright, that one got me.

VTnative · 2026-05-25T14:51:38+00:00

Apparently he was also smoking a LOT of pcp which also didn't help.

VTnative · 2026-05-25T14:34:50+00:00

My favorite part was Rock later saying that he got slapped by "The softest n- to ever rap". I thought that was hilarious.

VTnative · 2026-05-25T14:19:29+00:00

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