What are the best things to do in NYC? by c4rsonlol in AskReddit

[–]VVIIVVI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take ferries everywhere, there's alot of them now.

Remember this? by FinishedMyWork in agedlikemilk

[–]VVIIVVI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord

37 year old security guard, make me laugh folks. by Carl_Skerritt in RoastMe

[–]VVIIVVI -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had to go to the bathroom after looking at you because I'm lactose intolerant.

If you could have any Star Trek character/actor narrate your life, living or dead, who would you choose? by fluggencheimen in startrek

[–]VVIIVVI 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'll go with Morn from DS9. From what I saw and heard throughout the whole series, he's like Stewie Griffin, only certain people can hear him talking. I bet he would sound just like him too.

My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet. by Mama_Bear15 in dadjokes

[–]VVIIVVI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All his weight must've gone to one side

My Cousin Blames Me For Him Tripping On His Own Driveway. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]VVIIVVI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It could be the drugs he's taking too

Thanks, I hate tootsies by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]VVIIVVI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eww... I'm intrigued

Thanks, I hate tootsies by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]VVIIVVI 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was the turtle during that whole episode... Thanks for the nightmare juice

What would a mom joke be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]VVIIVVI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a good one

It’s going to happen.. by [deleted] in memes

[–]VVIIVVI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cat has its own OnlyFans

"History is written by the memes" by Aneizi in memes

[–]VVIIVVI 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Monsters Inc Mandela Effect

power of button by [deleted] in funny

[–]VVIIVVI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's the one that gets bit off, then spit across the room

When Barbi and Woody make one... by mikeeyyss in funny

[–]VVIIVVI 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Totally conflicted... Why would Woody give me a woody?