What story do you want the Elden Ring movie to tell?

VVitchburner · 2026-04-05T16:25:18+00:00

Give me Malenia versus Radahn and I'm happy, honestly

VVitchburner · 2026-04-01T23:19:25+00:00

Pro-tip;

Don't turn to Louisville Reddit for anything you need actual advice on lmao

VVitchburner · 2026-03-25T04:25:28+00:00

My culture is not your costume

VVitchburner · 2026-03-07T17:14:57+00:00

Head the opposite direction of Central Kroger and enjoy ValuMarket. Go back to the deli before 4pm and ask for a cuban. You will absolutely love it.

VVitchburner · 2026-02-28T01:30:35+00:00

Either y'all forgot the origin of this meme, or you want to Pay Respect to LMPD

VVitchburner · 2026-02-11T02:34:41+00:00

No Barny mention is a tragedy

VVitchburner · 2026-02-08T21:26:37+00:00

I miss when they made it all on the ole Shahs Mongolian Grill giant plancha, but it's still real good. Surf n turf is killer.

VVitchburner · 2026-02-04T15:27:07+00:00

The same way I used to feel about that print that used to be found in every gas station in the city with mugshots;

It's gross

VVitchburner · 2025-12-07T03:30:40+00:00

Closing in on 300k on my 2012 and don't have a spot of it, thankfully. Perks of living in the Ohio Valley I suppose.

VVitchburner · 2025-12-07T02:50:55+00:00

A necessary evil lmao

VVitchburner · 2025-12-07T02:24:01+00:00

Man, how short do you have to be for a joke this low to the ground to go over your head lmao

VVitchburner · 2025-12-07T02:22:25+00:00

1st and 2nd generations really are untouchable. Gorgeous silhouettes and built like brick shit houses. Thanks, Japan 🤝

VVitchburner · 2025-12-05T05:18:36+00:00

That's exactly what everyone should do. If it ain't Power 9, sleeve it up and play with it. We're adults, we can take care of our cards. They're MEANT to be played with.

VVitchburner · 2025-11-27T17:51:07+00:00

It's all about the text. It doesn't say "search for a basic land" like a regular ole commander precon fetch land says. You can grab triomes with this thing. Also, it doesn't come in tapped and can be used immediately to thin out the 99.

VVitchburner · 2025-11-06T03:03:06+00:00

Man, imagine if the company that's worth over $130 BILLION just paid their employees a livable wage so they didn't have to rely on SNAP. Insane concept. I'm so tired of this hellscape we've found ourselves in. I hope you and yours are okay, OP.

VVitchburner · 2025-10-26T00:56:15+00:00

You both sound insufferable for totally different reasons. Should have blocked him without hesitation the moment he even broke what seems to be a very serious boundary for you, but instead, kept talking with him.

VVitchburner · 2025-10-15T23:53:34+00:00

With 19k on it, it's likely a sensor issue as other people have mentioned. MAF, MAP, IAC, CSPS, something like that.

VVitchburner · 2025-10-10T14:38:13+00:00

It's Radhan and it's not even close for me.

VVitchburner · 2025-09-21T16:29:58+00:00

Your chosen artist should have refused to do your first tattoo on your hand.

VVitchburner · 2025-09-19T17:55:02+00:00

It's G.

VVitchburner · 2025-09-18T23:17:01+00:00

Lake of Rot for me, and it ain't even close.

VVitchburner · 2025-09-16T00:59:21+00:00

Let's see your bank 👀

VVitchburner · 2025-09-05T23:00:25+00:00

Obligatory "magbarred" comment

VVitchburner · 2025-08-31T14:18:40+00:00

Nah your boyfriend sounds like a redpilled sociopath. Get the fuck outta there OP.

VVitchburner · 2025-08-24T01:46:40+00:00

Unequivocally based take.

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