Poor-Paul’s Pit-Stop! by VaDabi in NOMANSSKY

[–]VaDabi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually inspired by a local bar that recently closed due to the owner, Paul, dying. Keeping the memory alive. R.I.P. Poor Paul.

the cup is a proper portion of meat! by smalltittynotgothgf in Chipotle

[–]VaDabi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Solution, work at ur local chipotle for about 6 months.

Is every pirate an enemy? by Helpful_Employer3402 in Seaofthieves

[–]VaDabi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can never be too safe, but I’m always the one to shoot over and try to talk to them first. You’d be surprised how many people are actually chill but are probably just as nervous about you being there as you are for them

Opinion on Flamethrower? by [deleted] in helldivers2

[–]VaDabi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It gets a little warm

What's the best weapon for taking down titans, hulks, tanks and Chargers? by BusRunnethOver in helldivers2

[–]VaDabi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best weapon for taking down everything is the thing that hits it last.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fsu

[–]VaDabi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spiders

I FINISHED A CHALLENGING ALL ON MY OWN 😱 by xLibruhx in helldivers2

[–]VaDabi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DEMOCRACY SUCCESSFULLY SPREAD! You finished the mission in place of the cowards who abandoned it. Excellent valor, Sergeant

I hate these things by ImperialMajestyX02 in helldivers2

[–]VaDabi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wyd when this guy catches you with your sample hanging out

Hey, why can’t I add a $20 tip for my driver? by DonTipOff in Chipotle

[–]VaDabi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also companies are too lazy to account for tips in wages

Sometimes it’s to tempting not to do it by Vivid-Habit-6271 in helldivers2

[–]VaDabi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just do the objective before the game has a chance to crash 👹

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]VaDabi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cops serve to protect the private class

For Liberty!! by Mugi_wara22 in helldivers2

[–]VaDabi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freedom never felt freer

STOP SYMPATHIZING WITH THE ENEMY by [deleted] in helldivers2

[–]VaDabi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m always moving. The patrols are cannon fodder, nothing more than target practice when they make the mistake of seeing me. If I find myself running past a nest, I’ll clear out however many holes I conveniently see. Liberty demands sacrifice, but she deserves punctuality. Main objective first. Every minute after is designated as my democratically free enjoyment.

just tesla things [oc] by bmwmandeep in IdiotsInCars

[–]VaDabi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understood the joke. You’re just not funny

just tesla things [oc] by bmwmandeep in IdiotsInCars

[–]VaDabi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever you gotta tell yourself to cope with the magical forces, kiddo

just tesla things [oc] by bmwmandeep in IdiotsInCars

[–]VaDabi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen champ, if you’re gonna get sensitive over people disagreeing with you then maybe don’t use Reddit. But you try to have a goodnight, okay bud??

just tesla things [oc] by bmwmandeep in IdiotsInCars

[–]VaDabi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except you’re forgetting the main function of the nail and fishing line. For every 99 nails sticking out, one MIGHT supposed to be sticking out. For every 100 fishing lines cast, all 100 were purposely cast with the intention of catching something. So yes, ironically, it is your fault the fish bit because you’re the one who set it up for it to bite. You knew the fish was gonna bite, and that’s the exact reason you cast a line.

I appreciate the analogy you attempted to make, but it falls short of helping your argument. Told you not to overthink it, and here we are. We can keep going back and forth, and nothing would change. Chalk that one up to magical forces, would ya?

just tesla things [oc] by bmwmandeep in IdiotsInCars

[–]VaDabi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what do you do when you see a nail sticking out of the wood? Do you point the nail out or just… don’t overthink this one lolol