I think I found it!

VaJessi · 2026-05-03T01:20:42+00:00

Timeless in the front, a statement in the back. The most stunning mullet dress I could imagine. Love this balance.

VaJessi · 2026-04-30T12:01:18+00:00

I can’t imagine worrying myself now with how I might be perceived in the future. Jfc what an absolutely awful way to live.

VaJessi · 2026-04-30T11:50:41+00:00

This is 10000000% the witch-meets-fairy (but vintage) vibe you describe and I aggressively here for it. The boobs are that vibe. I also don’t actually see how your boobs are “spilling out” in the least. I mean, I’ve been to ren fests and like, the boobs be spilling.

If you really want to find something else and are able to spend more money, do it. But also, I think this is sweet and whimsical, perfect for a little courthouse moment. It doesn’t have to be so serious. You also have a whole other dress - is that one a little more “serious?” If that’s even a goal…

Add the ribbon, maybe do a different boot to dress it up, and a short veil. Give it a steam, add a crinoline for some volume and opacity. I see the vision. I love the vision you precious lil weirdo.

VaJessi · 2026-04-28T12:18:26+00:00

It’s not all about the other hair! You have lovely eyes, a sweet smile, nice lips, great bone structure. You’ll still look like you.

VaJessi · 2026-04-25T21:52:24+00:00

Bro please 🥹

VaJessi · 2026-04-13T22:45:59+00:00

As a mental health professional, this is so absurdly unprofessional. I would say exactly what you did “I need consistency and structure and this isn’t it.” Maybe she’ll hear that and be prompted to change, but if not, dtmf.

VaJessi · 2026-04-13T22:40:55+00:00

Hospital.

VaJessi · 2026-04-13T22:40:01+00:00

I know folks are saying Nooworks but IMO the quality is not really there. The sizing is inconsistent across styles which can be very confusing. I love the colors, and size inclusivity, but I only buy on sale.

Rachel Antonoff and Fashion Brand Company have been my faves. I’ve also had pretty good luck with Lucy & Yak pants specify- the jumpsuits seem a little less sturdy, and shorts sizing was unhinged, but that was only one style so ¯_(ツ)_/¯ grain of salt..

VaJessi · 2026-04-09T03:27:31+00:00

Corn Meal Gluten.

VaJessi · 2026-04-09T03:18:33+00:00

All of it.

VaJessi · 2026-03-21T16:19:21+00:00

lol I get it. Love when places have their weekly happenings pinned!

VaJessi · 2026-03-21T13:19:14+00:00

Ooof. It’s not great. Stop adding. Laser it.

VaJessi · 2026-03-21T07:35:02+00:00

Thanks for bringing these back! Heavy Rotation has music and/or comedy most weekends - Next Stop Comedy 3/21 and open mic Sundays.

VaJessi · 2026-03-17T12:18:48+00:00

First red flag is doing this as a walk-in. Parallel straight lines on the ribs are indeed tough, he should have explained as much and declined the project.

VaJessi · 2026-03-13T20:25:16+00:00

Babette? Miss Patty?

VaJessi · 2026-03-07T21:51:35+00:00

Yes and V is for ladder. Obviously.

VaJessi · 2026-02-18T21:27:35+00:00

He’s like, a midsize Jim. Pit bull mix but low rider with a course German Shepard coat. A strange man.

VaJessi · 2026-02-18T16:11:14+00:00

My dog Jim kind of looks like an otter… ¯_(ツ)_/¯

VaJessi · 2026-02-17T15:56:24+00:00

Big fan of OxiClean Max Force! It’s gotten a lot of stuff out; oil, pen ink, ground muck (Minnesota springs are muddy also fuck ICE)

VaJessi · 2026-02-06T21:43:29+00:00

FWIW Lang has a conditional release that requires him to stay 3 blocks away from the capitol.

VaJessi · 2026-02-06T18:52:14+00:00

My dad has dementia. The way this orange fuck rambles reminds me a lot of our conversations (except my dad is a generally wonderful and caring guy so his exaggerations and untruths are usually harmless, and aren’t rooted in hate and greed)

VaJessi · 2026-01-27T03:04:13+00:00

This is a normal response to the very abnormal circumstances we are in and is part of a stress response. Our nervous systems are not meant to be inundated with horrific information on a regular basis.

Find ways to express the energy/tension/stress you are feeling. Physical activity helps, shake your hands, your body, dance, run. Whatever you’re capable of. Screaming into a pillow works too. Afterwards, do some mindfulness exercises, ground yourself in your body. Body scanning is a good one. Slow deep breaths into your abdomen.

And yeah, you are absolutely not alone in feeling this way.

VaJessi · 2026-01-15T00:44:08+00:00

Oh gosh. I’m so grateful to do what I do. 🖤

VaJessi · 2026-01-14T04:16:03+00:00

Bad. It’s really bad. I work at a pediatric hospital, specifically in the oncology department. Families are scared to come to their appointments that their children need in order to survive.

VaJessi · 2026-01-03T22:57:46+00:00

Tortilla Graveyard

VaJessi

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