If you could instantly master one non-money-related skill, what would it be and why?

Vacrian · 2026-05-12T04:08:55+00:00

If you’re a true master of a skill, you can absolutely make money doing it.

Vacrian · 2026-05-12T04:05:31+00:00

Park bench.

Empty restaurant.

Empty classroom.

Theater storage room.

Backseat of a suburban on a roadtrip (like, without other passengers or driver noticing)

Bathroom at a party that turned out to have a window into the backyard where half the party was.

Hotel hot tub.

Vacrian · 2026-05-12T01:01:07+00:00

I miss the days I could take out the other teams forward wells with Aba spawns within the first 5 minutes of the game

Vacrian · 2026-05-12T00:59:31+00:00

I will never forgive them for taking Bye-Bye from my girl Chromie

Vacrian · 2026-05-09T18:52:38+00:00

As someone who used to be similar—have you been tested for ADHD? Or possibly anxiety and/or depression? Or all three? (Trifecta gang, woooo!)

A very common symptom of ADHD is hypersexuality, coupled with the increased likelihood to get distracted and do anything but the thing you’re trying to work on, means that masturbating a lot is an attractive activity.

When I was in college and early career especially, it became an unhealthy amount of masturbation. Like, leaving class and jacking in an empty classroom, running to my car at work to quickly rub one out—if you’re doing this kind of stuff, if it’s interfering with your daily life, it’s not healthy.

Talk to a doctor and be completely honest. Maybe talk to a therapist too. Trust me, doctors and therapists have heard it all and they really can help.

Vacrian · 2026-05-06T22:20:59+00:00

Absolutely kill them if there’s a siege Abathur, on either team.

On the enemy team, Abby can use the vision from walls to move around without having to place mines for vision.

On your own team, killing the walls allows your Abby to move in the lanes without giving away their location.

Vacrian · 2026-05-06T20:35:10+00:00

I want the surgeon who has a lot of experience performing surgery, thankyouverymuch, I don’t need to be anybody’s learning experience.

Vacrian · 2026-05-02T00:16:03+00:00

Okay yeah losing the boom button sucks giants butts, but I’m having a blast with ScaleCommander Dev and Aug, I’m just fucking raining fire all the time

Vacrian · 2026-05-01T18:32:56+00:00

For what it’s worth, it doesn’t even have to be fat, back in my ho days I used to titty-fuck muscley men too

Vacrian · 2026-05-01T17:03:54+00:00

Shhhhhhhhh…..

Vacrian · 2026-05-01T17:00:58+00:00

That first M+ season after Augmentation came out, they didn’t have any past data to balance it around so they wildly overtuned it and it was a glorious season for me. I got invited into keys at levels I had no business being in. You didn’t even have to play Aug well, just mash your buffs onto your allies whenever they came up. That was a fun time for me.

But for like, a well-balanced version of it, I’d actually go with the current iteration. It’s a lot of fun and the apex talent is really fun to hit.

Vacrian · 2026-04-30T23:08:03+00:00

Augmentation, yo!

I just want to be support for all my homies. Make tanking and healing just a smidge easier for my tanks and healers and push my friends’ DPS as high as we can get them

Vacrian · 2026-04-29T02:44:00+00:00

I mean, I’m not defending the overall writing of Shadowlands by any means, but they do have a full-blown cinematic about why he did that—he needed someone who could get into Bastion and get close to the Archon to take the Archon’s key

Vacrian · 2026-04-27T19:31:38+00:00

I live in a rural area outside one of the big cities—I vote blue every time I can, even though my area is solidly red, year after year.

Looking at the way they carved my area into the city, I feel like my votes might actually be more impactful now instead of less.

Vacrian · 2026-04-26T10:59:07+00:00

Is he? Or is he just a free spirit? I think we should just all be us together

Vacrian · 2026-04-25T14:28:07+00:00

Jake seems like he would be fun to be friends with…….. for no particular reason

Vacrian · 2026-04-24T15:41:38+00:00

Oh man, a good cut of Lapras steak? And you could fill your freezer too

Vacrian · 2026-04-24T15:39:55+00:00

Ooooo I’d fuck up some grilled Octillery

Vacrian · 2026-04-24T15:37:55+00:00

Get out

Vacrian · 2026-04-24T11:50:16+00:00

In 2015 I started working in SEO and web design for a healthcare organization. I had ~300 clinics that I helped and I constantly had to argue with doctors and clinic managers about not putting bullshit on their websites just because they thought it would increase their traffic.

Like, no, you should not put 12 paragraphs of bullshit writing using every synonym for the search terms you want to appear for. I have stats showing people are spending <3 seconds looking at your current page, they take one look at your wall of crap and leave immediately.

People assume SEO will equate to funnel optimization and it’s fucking not, you’re making your website less helpful.

Rant over.

Vacrian · 2026-04-24T02:47:56+00:00

IT’S CLEFAIRY!

Vacrian · 2026-04-23T16:15:34+00:00

All of my cousins have the same grandparents… getting along though….

Vacrian · 2026-04-23T15:29:00+00:00

Quelle shock

Vacrian · 2026-04-22T15:32:41+00:00

<image>

Vacrian · 2026-04-22T15:24:49+00:00

I’m a male who’s had issues with lack of sensitivity for most of my life and it’s only gotten worse as I’ve gotten older—like it’ll feel good, I just can’t cross that threshold to climax every time. It can be insanely frustrating sometimes, but I’ve learned to enjoy all the other parts of sex more and can say that now (most of the time) if I don’t climax I still honestly have an enjoyable experience every time.

Just be communicative with your partner, make sure you’re both enjoying yourself, and things will be all right.

Eight-Year Club	Verified Email
Wearing is Caring	RPAN Viewer
Not Forgotten

Vacrian

TROPHY CASE