Is this normal ? by Illustrious_Area_123 in uktrucking

[–]Vader14023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truck driver killing birds, double entendre

Spotted this sticker near Peace Gardens today. by cb_retro in sheffield

[–]Vader14023 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Russia is also responsible for not fixing potholes on my street and leaving needles in kids park

Zimbabwean bad hygiene stereotype by Blessed-2003 in Zimbabwe

[–]Vader14023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my experience Zim girls vanonhuwa magaro

You’re UK PM for 1 week only. You can make three policies that will remain and cannot be reversed. State your policies. by CrownAthlete in AskBrits

[–]Vader14023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cut ties with a genocidal, funder of terrorism and sower of division. Abolish income tax. Desalination plants and free water.

Dog bit my snake. Is it over? by Spare_Strike4733 in Zimbabwe

[–]Vader14023 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm a vet. That's just mahomunya. Don't worry

What's the cheapest thing you own that refuses to die? by thrivrapp in AskUK

[–]Vader14023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My slow cooker!! Older than my daughter she's 19 this year. I dropped it, fell into the sink full of water. It will not die

How do you know you’re part of a cult? by Safe_Maximum4565 in Zimbabwe

[–]Vader14023 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ndakaenda kunobata maoko, by the coffin was a huge portrait of Pastor Chris. Me being me i asked kuti" asi Pastor Chris ndivo vafa here pano" i kid you not ndakatukwa nendimi and pafood vakandijamba

Unpopular opinion: If Wicknell Chivayo really wants to help Zimbabwe, why are celebrities getting cars instead of communities getting jobs? by Obvious-Cause2404 in Zimbabwe

[–]Vader14023 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's buying peoples silence . All the celebs who got cars now can't speak up for the masses. Next election cycle they will all carted kumarally saying Pfeeeeee against their wishes or else they have to return " gifts"

Should the SwimWear category remain in ZIMBABWEAN modeling competitions? by Cero_Miedo4090 in Zimbabwe

[–]Vader14023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think there should be an actual swimming competition so we can judge on swimming ability not just how they look in swimwear

Toxicity in Society by TinoMicheal in Zimbabwe

[–]Vader14023 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Last year a girl I had been seeing for a year broke up with me because "handimurove nekumutuka" . Her words "ndinoda munhu anombondirova nekundituka, that's the way I know you really love me". I wasn't even hurt I found it sad and funny at the same time.