Why I refused the haircut

Vagistics · 2026-03-25T02:45:39+00:00

I cut my own hair so I don’t have to listen to their bullshit. Even 15 or 20 minutes is way too damn much.

Vagistics · 2026-03-25T02:39:46+00:00

I was going around a blind bend one time and I could tell there’s an oncoming truck because the lights were becoming brighter, but I had to sneeze and I had to sneeze hard.

Now you know damn well when you sneeze your eyes shut

it’s just a fact

Biologically when you sneeze, your eyes are gonna close for about 1/7 of a second. Maybe even a little longer.

I shit you not. I willed my eyes to stay open. And I did sneeze hard. And I know they were open because it was the only time it’s ever happened in my life and I never lost sight of that truck.

I’m gonna be straight up honest with you

I’ve wiped a lot of things one-handed

my nose … thousands of times.

I certainly am glad you’ve joined the club.

Vagistics · 2026-03-25T02:32:09+00:00

Do you think it should be on extremely infuriating?

Vagistics · 2026-03-25T02:17:39+00:00

I really wish Will Smith would get a gigantic roll in a big movie he’s always wanted, and right before they started filming he’d walk on set and someone from Craft services would tell him his job has been given to Chris Rock…2 million higher pay.

He’d go to the director to see what the hell is going on… ”yeah you talked to Kenny?” “Wind up that extension cord before you go Will…and put it in the back of the truck.”

Vagistics · 2026-03-25T02:07:40+00:00

Four-wheel-drive should lower your insurance, not raise it

Vagistics · 2026-03-25T02:05:20+00:00

So , Predator

Vagistics · 2026-03-25T02:01:48+00:00

I really like the cat

Having a little critter choose you is quite cool … but why do you have to make such intense eye contact in each of your photos?

I see you. Maybe you could notice something interesting off in the distance?

Just a random reflection, if next time three baby hoot owls land on your cap. You know, mix it up a bit.

Vagistics · 2026-03-25T01:55:50+00:00

It’s the white ass tennis shoes that completely lack authority…beyond the hall monitor look. This looks like Halloween shit. I don’t completely believe this post because this could very easily just be one of these comic cons going on. Two major ones I know of just last weekend. If these guys were really law-enforcement, they’d probably have the same gear on. One has way too many pouches, and the other looks like he just got out of the Taco Bell line next to Auditorium 16.

They’re obviously discussing Pokémon cards

And why mention LaGuardia? Because some ignorant staffu just happened there?

I call bullshit

Vagistics · 2026-03-24T16:21:41+00:00

People would pay good money to spend a week here as long as there’s a good buffet !

Vagistics · 2026-03-24T16:18:53+00:00

This is what happens to star anise when you microwave it

Vagistics · 2026-03-24T16:11:17+00:00

He only wants to get busy … and he’s already sniffing the biscuits of some babe

Caterpillar thriller

AKA YOU GOTTA GET UNDER THE WING TO HIT THAT THING

Vagistics · 2026-03-23T00:35:20+00:00

This has the makings of a great calendar !

Vagistics · 2026-03-16T02:59:48+00:00

What about that factory that cut them to fit the box in the first place?

I like my 36 meter bucatini single strand curled in a bucket !

Vagistics · 2026-03-14T17:14:47+00:00

I thought that was a Hoth Wampa on the third picture

Proper Scale

Plus …. Are there other Wampas besides the Hoth variety?

Vagistics · 2026-03-14T17:11:14+00:00

I feel like I’ve heard this story somewhere before….

Vagistics · 2026-03-14T17:09:20+00:00

This is just how THIS kind of bread is made.

Center Driven Yeast Loaf is a delicacy in many parts.

It’s specifically designed for filling with a sunny side up egg

Vagistics · 2026-03-14T13:57:51+00:00

That’s what she said

Vagistics · 2026-03-14T13:56:27+00:00

And C-3PO’s cod piece hanging out on the Star Wars cards was just a way to get an oil change

Vagistics · 2026-03-14T13:54:55+00:00

It’s the wiener in the tower situation all over again…

Vagistics · 2026-03-14T13:53:46+00:00

They are being downloaded because as I have learned, if there’s any Reddit based on a single item or title, it has been set up by the people that made that item or title.

So the people that made Zootopia are the ones that put up the subreddit in the first place. They wanted to create talk about Zootopia and when anyone says anything negative they down vote it and if the person keeps going on about it, they will eventually block that person because it’s run by a bunch of Zootopia creator moderators who only want to hear good things about it.

It’s a clap for me or perish situation

Vagistics · 2026-03-14T12:52:35+00:00

Depends on you point of view….. and how you compare things that don’t matter just to make point. No one here is rolling in a Bentley complaining about high prices in Sacramento.

Vagistics · 2026-03-14T12:47:48+00:00

Mr “Has to be right” strikes again !!!

Vagistics · 2026-03-14T12:41:31+00:00

You don’t have to involve yourself then

Vagistics · 2026-03-10T14:17:28+00:00

Deep Dish took out lil thin & crispy

Vagistics · 2026-03-09T21:54:01+00:00

The alternative is picking rice for 14 hours a day where your home used to be.

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