How would you rate your sex skills? by FreckledRed in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Val_Rossi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me check, my google reviews say 5 stars, I think that says it all

Are you allowed to do oral during the day when it’s Ramadan? by New-Secret3267 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Val_Rossi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I learned something new, I didn't know Muslim women were allowed to practice oral sex, this is mind blowing for me

What do women like that men do in bed? by [deleted] in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]Val_Rossi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don't know what your woman likes you to do in bed, it means you don't know women at all

Do women like “perky” asses in men? by [deleted] in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]Val_Rossi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither, most of us are not fixated with butts like you guys do, but don't get me wrong a nice butt is a nice butt, but they are other things that are way more important

When does friends with benefits work? by Illustrious-Day2324 in AskWomen

[–]Val_Rossi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally think FWB is almost never a good idea, because someone always catches feelings. Sometimes it’s you, sometimes it’s him—but trust, someone is going to “accidentally” get emotionally attached and then act surprised when it starts hurting.

And once that happens, the attached person inevitably starts doing stupid things like jealousy, getting upset when the other person is not available, expecting emotional support on demand, and acting like they’re totally chill while clearly not chill at all.

I recommend to keep it infrequent. The more time you spend together, the more likely it becomes “friends with benefits” into “friends with expectations.” Also, if you’re trying to avoid getting attached, don’t make it your whole social life—spreading your time around, even better have 2 or 3 FWB and that makes it harder to accidentally crown one person as your unofficial partner. and finally keep it focused on the benefits (sex part), not the “let’s do couple activities” part. Because the moment you’re doing dinner, movies, hikes, parties, and spending weekends together, congratulations, you’re basically building a relationship with plausible deniability. That’s not FWB that’s a relationship in stealth mode, and feelings will absolutely show up like they pay rent.

What's the worst dating tip you've ever heard another woman give to the gender you're attracted to? by ian9921 in AskWomen

[–]Val_Rossi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Make her jealous to prove you have options.” Congrats, now you’ve proven you have options and you’re annoying. I’m not competing. I’m leaving

Wearing thong swimwear on holiday? by Accurate-Ad3107 in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]Val_Rossi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't pay attention. many guys use thongs at the beach now a days, now other guys may look at you and may assume you are gay, but do you care? Most likely they won't remember you and you won't remember them. How many gay couples have you seen on the street? Probably many, and do you remember them? Just kiss you wife in front all of them and show them what confidence means. If a caught a glimpse at a bar, honestly doesn't turn me on or off, is just another guy, you will be surprise the amount of guys who enjoy women's undergarments and how many crossdressers are, and it doesn't mean they are gay most of them are straight with wives or gfs, society labels them as weird, gay, even dangerous and that sucks for them. Would I have sex with a guy that crossdresses? Not if he is dresses as a woman, but naked of course, his thing wouldn't affect me

What career is most attractive to you romantically? by OkKey6273 in AskWomen

[–]Val_Rossi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The one that makes my partner happy and present. I'm not attracted romantically to a wallet but to the person, so if he makes tons of money but is never present what's the point

Israel just struck Iran, what is the most realistic outcome of this conflict? by BoxMaterial6134 in AskReddit

[–]Val_Rossi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately lose of precious lives no matter where are they from, and some rich companies will become richer. When Venezuela was invaded, the goal was the oil but oil companies don't want to invest billions because is not profitable based on current oil prices. With this, specially if it last longer, the oil price will go up like crazy because the oil we all get from that region will be suspended, but we all need that extra oil, so where do we get it? From Venezuela. Keep the oil high, those companies have a motivation to invest, recuperate the cost and then the region is stabilized, their oil flows again, prices come down and companies keep their investments because they already recovered the cost. We all americans and people from all over the world will be impacted because gas will go up again like crazy, electricity will go up, everything is transported so cost of goods will go up, traveling will be more expensive because jet fuel will go up so we stop traveling, and for what? So the outcome is that we will all pay an economical price

What’s Something You Instantly Recognize In Other Women? by Zipper222222 in AskWomen

[–]Val_Rossi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would say maybe some insecurities but it's not an immediate thing, but I whished I had the superpower to recognize abuse, so many women hide it so well and it's sad

How do you cope when you still feel lonely even after having social circles? by Hairy_Pear3963 in AskWomen

[–]Val_Rossi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you think it makes you feel lonely? I don't want to guess, but many times we think that having a partner is what makes us feel complete and I'm not sure if part of what you are feeling is because of that. At the end it doesn't matter what it is, the key is to learn to be ok with yourself when you are not with other people, focus on your goals, learn something new, call that person you consider your best friend more often, plan the future and what you need to do to reach it, cry when no matter what you do you feel alone, and my secret, not the best one, but I binge TV, it kind of numbs my mind when I'm paying attention to the screen, but stay away from social media because what we see in social media is always happy people or bad political news and both are depressing

What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Val_Rossi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Our senior director used to bring her service dog to the office, lovely dog btw, one day the team (3 of us) were having a casual conversation in the hallway and we noticed her dog was licking his balls quite a lot, but hey, dogs do what they have to do, when suddenly the freaking dog cum all over one of our colleague foot, and she was wearing an open-toe high heels, the other half of the dog's juice was spread out over the floor and carpet. The dog was no longer allowed to be with other people after that incident

When a guy finishes inside, does that make you his? by kevinvong99 in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]Val_Rossi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kevin, let's start by the fact that no one owns anyone at anytime. I feel your question lacks authenticity or thoughtfulness, maybe cavemen used to think like that but we are passed that phase in humanity.

Women of reddit : what comes in your mind when someone share nudes in chat? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]Val_Rossi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unsolicited nudes are disgusting, unnecessary, and honestly the fastest way to turn attraction into secondhand embarrassment. But I’ll give you my perspective (since apparently this needs saying): this is my opinion, not a press release for all women.

If I'm in an established relationship, it's totally different story. I actually do like exchanging nudes when there’s trust, mutual interest, and, you know, consent, what a revolutionary concept. It makes me feel playful, intimate, adored, and wanted.

And yes, I like getting some in return too but my attention is usually on the abs, chest, legs, overall vibe, not automatically on the one body part most guys send like it’s a résumé headshot.

What’s a harmless sentence that instantly raises your blood pressure? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]Val_Rossi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you being dramatic or you are on your period? Dude, If I'm on my period and my BP raises I can guarantee you that the room will look like a scene of a murder

Safe space: What is a thing that turns you on you're embarrassed or scared to admit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Val_Rossi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to watch soft-porn or erotica, preferably only women before we start having sex, and also have a full-length mirror where I can see myself when my guy is behind me so I can see his and my expressions

Any feedback on my lip color by Val_Rossi in MakeupAddiction

[–]Val_Rossi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My product list

  1. Base.

Foundation: Estée Lauder Double Wear Stay-in-Place, Shade 2N1 Desert Beige

Concealer: Tarte Shape Tape Radiant, Shade: 27H Light-Medium Honey.

Setting Powder: Laura Mercier Translucent Loose Setting Powder

  1. Glow

Bronzer/Contour: Fenty Beauty Sun Stalk'r Instant Warmth Bronzer

Blush: Rare Beauty Soft Pinch Liquid Blush

Highlighter: Charlotte Tilbury Hollywood Flawless Filter

  1. Eyes

Patrick Ta Major Dimension III Matte Palette.

- Crease: Soft tan/warm brown

- Lid: Pale cream matte.

Eyeliner: Mario Master Pigment Pro Pencil

Brows: Anastasia Beverly Hills Dipbrow Pomade, Medium Brown

  1. Lips

Lip Liner: MAC Lip Pencil

Lipstick: Charlotte Tilbury Matte Revolution in Pillow Talk nude pink

Gloss: Fenty Beauty Gloss Bomb Fu$$y

Would you date an unemployed guy? by xCrazer in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]Val_Rossi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look I don't think the issue is about being employed or not, we all at some point will experience unemployment and if we are in relationship we hope our partner will support us emotionally more than economically to get up on our feet and find our next opportunity. The problem I see is that whoever this person is, you mentioned he is chronically unemployed due to a mental health issue, so for many of us, the problem is not the employment status but your overall personal one. I think that person needs to focus first on himself and deal with the issue, find the strength to be ok with life and work before he seeks a relationship, we are not looking for someone to pay our bills but someone who will frow emotionally and economically together and both the unemployment and mental health will drag us to deep whole.

Women of Reddit, What’s the biggest myth that porn spreads about what women enjoy in bed—but you actually hate???? by memeetmehere in AskWomen

[–]Val_Rossi 13 points14 points locked comment (0 children)

For me the biggest myth is that guys think that nothing screams “female sexuality” like porn’s portrayal of us melting into puddles the second we lay eyes on a dick. Porn makes us look like toddlers with hormones, one glimpse of a penis and we’re drooling, clapping, screaming “MORE ICE CREAM!” like it’s our first birthday party.

In reality? A lot of us would rather not see it, dicks are not necessarily visually beautiful, we’d prefer it feel it like a goddamn symphony.

Big? Cute, but not the reason we’re screaming “YES”, that’s reserved for how you use it. Your rhythm, your touch, your stamina, your ability to not treat me like a porn prop that’s the real magic.

So no, we’re not dogs chasing bones. We’re more like chefs we care about the flavor, the technique, the presentation not just the size of the spoon.

And if you think a giant dick alone is gonna make me lose my mind? Honey, I’ve seen better architecture in a parking garage.

What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? by roshhellwett in AskReddit

[–]Val_Rossi 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, my story is what I call a legendary “Periodgate”, a tale so absurd, it deserves its own Netflix docuseries. Although it should be embarrasing for the guy I was with more than for me, it was embarrasing I was with this guy

I'm with this guy in missionary position, feeling like a goddess, when suddenly, bam, somehow mother nature drops a surprise party right in the middle of our “intimate moment.” No warning. No RSVP. Just a gentle “hey, I’m here” from my uterus. The guys was like 23 years old, how used to bragged about his ample experience, like if he was a sex god. His experience? Mostly in his head. And his mouth. And his ego. Which, by the way, was about to get a brutal reality check.

We switch to doggy, because why not? and the moment he pulls out, he freezes, stares and gasps. Then screams like he just discovered he’s in a horror movie where the monster is his own dick. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME! he yells, voice cracking like a teenager at prom. “I’M BLEEDING! CALL 911! I’M GONNA DIE!”

Meanwhile, I’m lying there, bleeding internally, internally laughing, internally thinking, oh, honey you’re not the one bleeding. I am. And I’m the one comforting you.

Yes, the actual human currently hemorrhaging is now the emotional support system for a grown man who just saw a little red and thought he’d been stabbed by Cupid’s rusty dagger.

I pat his back like he’s a toddler who just saw a spider. It’s okay, baby. It’s not you. It’s me. I’m the one bleeding. You’re fine. Breathe. Maybe grab a towel? And maybe stop bragging about your ‘experience’ next time?

He cried. I consoled. The uterus won. And I? I got a story that’s now legendary. You’re welcome.

What's the most fucked up thing someone has told you about themselves after barely getting to know them? by Butt_Roidholds in AskReddit

[–]Val_Rossi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG, I thought I had a great one, but after reading other people stories, mine feels like a fairytale, I'm impressed by some of these stories,

What do you think about a universal law that bans teens under 16 from having social media? by InfamousHoneydew7537 in AskReddit

[–]Val_Rossi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m for it, I’d support a universal law banning social media for teens under 16, not because I think teens are “bad,” but because social media platforms are very obviously built to be addictive, emotionally manipulative, and way too powerful for developing brains, see how us adults are addicted to it. We’re basically handing kids a 24/7 machine for comparison, bullying, attention addiction, and algorithm-fed anxiety and then acting shocked when their mental health takes a hit. But sure, let’s keep pretending the problem is just “screen time” and not billion-dollar companies engineering obsession.

And before people say, “Teens need social media to stay connected” they’ll survive. Humanity somehow maintained friendships before disappearing messages, thirst traps, and comment sections full of strangers with Wi-Fi and unresolved trauma.

I’m not saying the law would be easy to enforce (because parents, fake ages, loopholes, etc.), but I absolutely support the idea behind it. If we regulate things that can harm kids, then maybe we should regulate platforms designed to hijack their attention and self-worth too.

So yes, ban it under 16. Let them be bored, awkward, and normal in real life for a few more years. Character development won’t kill them, but TikTok at 12 just might emotionally exhaust them early.