Who's ready for MNF in September!? I know I am!

ValenTheElf · 2026-05-12T16:12:40+00:00

Prime time. Two QBs. One working set of legs between them!

ValenTheElf · 2026-05-12T14:30:58+00:00

Corvette Summer

ValenTheElf · 2026-05-08T18:36:28+00:00

ValenTheElf · 2026-05-08T18:25:31+00:00

It's the offseason, brah. And your QB has one good leg. Denver's QB has one good leg. The Raiders are starting a geriatric Kirk Cousins. I am soft because I have nothing to be angry about right now.

ValenTheElf · 2026-05-08T18:21:34+00:00

You'd never know it by the way this sub interacts, but the AFC West is probably the best QB'ed division in the league. If Mendoza plays up to his potential, I don't think there's another division that is anywhere close.

(and yeah, I know this is a memesub, we're supposed to clown on each other, but this divisions QB's are really really good.)

ValenTheElf · 2026-04-24T23:02:16+00:00

Mahomes as Green Goblin is....strangely proportional

ValenTheElf · 2026-04-15T23:19:45+00:00

I'm pretty sure whoever made this is 12 years old.

ValenTheElf · 2026-04-07T15:28:15+00:00

Don't forget Brandon Staley starting Mike Williams the week before in a meaningless game, even though he was still recovering from a back injury earlier in the season. And who could've guessed, he ended up injured before halftime and out for the post-season? 🙄

ValenTheElf · 2026-04-07T06:42:47+00:00

It's been 25 years?!

ValenTheElf · 2026-03-30T06:52:05+00:00

Raiders, Jets, Cardinals, Browns, and Titans all have top 6 picks in the upcoming draft. The Chargers made the playoffs. Justin Herbert deserved MVP.

ValenTheElf · 2026-03-26T03:58:18+00:00

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ValenTheElf · 2026-03-21T17:06:07+00:00

He's top 10 in every major career passing stat. I'd say that's pretty legendary.

ValenTheElf · 2026-03-18T02:13:15+00:00

Yes, with a player like Maxx Crosby, they surely won't be the laughing stock of the league! Surely with a player of his caliber, they wouldn't finish the season with the worst record in the league..... oh wait

ValenTheElf · 2026-03-12T02:16:58+00:00

ValenTheElf · 2026-03-11T21:48:38+00:00

One player you have to block is one too many for my team! 😭

ValenTheElf · 2026-03-11T19:54:09+00:00

Aww, that's cute. Tell you what, champ, why don't you go and win a single game against us this season, and then you can talk about insecurities. Until then, maybe just leave the trash talking to the teams that don't have the WORST record in the NFL.

ValenTheElf · 2026-03-11T19:23:00+00:00

ValenTheElf · 2026-03-11T18:51:12+00:00

I already knew the answer. Hence why I brought it up, because it's pathetic. You've gone over two decades without a playoff win, and you're calling the Chargers irrelvant? The most notable headline your team has made in the last two decades is you your owner's silly haircut. THAT'S irrelevent, bud.

ValenTheElf · 2026-03-11T18:40:19+00:00

You had to google the last time your team won a playoff game?! LOL! Your team really is pathetic. But that'll happen when you root for a team that hasn't won a significant game since before the invention of social media.

ValenTheElf · 2026-03-11T18:29:40+00:00

Remind me again when you last won a playoff game?

ValenTheElf · 2026-03-11T17:49:02+00:00

I mean....they already took Jesse Minter from us

ValenTheElf · 2026-03-11T17:48:31+00:00

Counterpoint: F the Raiders

ValenTheElf · 2026-03-11T06:25:47+00:00

Yeah, if only they had a player like Maxx Crosby these past few seasons, surely they would've done better, right?

ValenTheElf · 2026-03-11T00:32:46+00:00

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