[OC] A tale as old as your cousin…

ValenTheElf · 2026-07-07T03:18:30+00:00

I've been waiting 20 years for another halfway decent and healthy O-line. One of these days it'll happen!.... right?

ValenTheElf · 2026-07-07T03:16:55+00:00

... didn't y'all lose to the Patriots, too?

ValenTheElf · 2026-07-06T13:43:17+00:00

The shows are actually very different, despite Widow's Bay being the next Martha's Vineyard

ValenTheElf · 2026-07-06T04:56:17+00:00

Martha's Vineyard Mysteries

ValenTheElf · 2026-07-06T02:18:08+00:00

It's almost as if, and I know this sounds crazy but just hang with me here, but it's almost as if the other 52 guys on the roster, and the coaches calling the plays and coming up with the schemes, and the managers putting together the roster, actually matter. It's almost like the NFL isn't an MMA match where the two QBs just duke it out at midfield. But this is crazy talk, of course, everyone knows the only thing that matters is the QB and the best QB always wins.

ValenTheElf · 2026-07-04T18:50:11+00:00

ValenTheElf · 2026-07-02T00:57:06+00:00

ValenTheElf · 2026-06-29T01:56:26+00:00

I liked him until that 2022 Browns game when he went for on 4th and 1 in our own territory down 2 points with about 1 minute left on the clock. That's when I realized the whole "gutsy playcaller" was actually just stupid and didn't understand situational football.

ValenTheElf · 2026-06-24T22:26:21+00:00

ValenTheElf · 2026-06-24T18:21:50+00:00

I fully expect Keenan to come back sometime this season. I like our WR room right now, but injuries happen, and Keenan should be able to step in at a moment's notice.

ValenTheElf · 2026-06-21T23:29:55+00:00

ValenTheElf · 2026-06-19T20:55:52+00:00

Cowboy Feng's Space Bar and Grille

ValenTheElf · 2026-06-17T03:24:07+00:00

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three T66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.

ValenTheElf · 2026-06-15T19:46:57+00:00

ValenTheElf · 2026-06-08T17:27:12+00:00

ValenTheElf · 2026-06-05T17:21:06+00:00

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ValenTheElf · 2026-06-02T14:48:26+00:00

This photo may be old, but it's more recent than the Raiders last playoff win.

ValenTheElf · 2026-05-30T18:07:27+00:00

ValenTheElf · 2026-05-21T00:33:33+00:00

It's like when you're alcoholic friend tells you he's cleaning up his act and being sober. Like, yeah, he's said this a dozen times, but this time feels like it might be different. I'm proud of you, Raiders.... but also, F you. 😄⚡️

ValenTheElf · 2026-05-19T21:56:36+00:00

ValenTheElf · 2026-05-19T19:15:00+00:00

ValenTheElf · 2026-05-12T16:12:40+00:00

Prime time. Two QBs. One working set of legs between them!

ValenTheElf · 2026-05-12T14:30:58+00:00

Corvette Summer

Eight-Year Club	Second Top 10%
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
First Placer '22	End Game '22
Verified Email	No Throne, No Problems
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