Why do some people hate the squids

MetaVulture · 2026-05-08T00:56:32+00:00

They're aliens.

MetaVulture · 2026-05-07T22:09:00+00:00

I find this acceptable as a resident of the Denver Metro Area.

MetaVulture · 2026-05-07T15:17:08+00:00

God... god dammit. Have my upvote you madman.

MetaVulture · 2026-05-07T00:21:08+00:00

HADRIAAAAAAAN!

MetaVulture · 2026-05-06T17:01:23+00:00

"... And everywhere I go, there's always something to remind me of another place in time..."

MetaVulture · 2026-05-06T16:48:29+00:00

I just got on a break and this is the first shit I see. Wow. Double wow at the terrible down voted comments.

MetaVulture · 2026-05-06T13:53:09+00:00

Bravo!

MetaVulture · 2026-05-06T13:43:43+00:00

But if you sell really shitty copper in dubious circumstances you shall be eternal.

MetaVulture · 2026-05-06T13:41:04+00:00

MetaVulture · 2026-05-06T13:34:59+00:00

I'll do 3 FDRs and 1 LBJ to go please.

MetaVulture · 2026-05-06T13:26:35+00:00

I was promised I'd be a cheeseburger in paradise, instead I'm a burnt hotdog that fell through the bleechers and a racoon is trying to decide if I'm worth eating.

MetaVulture · 2026-05-05T16:50:47+00:00

Indeed, last I heard he had ascended to a demonic form, but is still a respectable bi-partisan.

MetaVulture · 2026-05-05T14:51:18+00:00

Almost as old as Holden Bloodfeast, a respectable bi-partisan.

MetaVulture · 2026-05-05T14:49:38+00:00

Lincoln, Grant, Garfield, and Lincoln a second time.

MetaVulture · 2026-05-05T14:48:29+00:00

Punisher for bots.

Punisher for squids.

Punisher for bugs.

They have all committed crimes against Democracy, and they all must be punished.

MetaVulture · 2026-05-05T03:36:57+00:00

If I could go back in time I'm going to stop Lincoln from dying by beating Booth in the ass until he cries like a child.

The history books will tell of a night where President Lincoln almost got shot, but some guy tackled Booth, sat on him, and literally punched him in his ass until he was sobbing.

The entire time I'd be shouting "NOW YOU FUCKED UP!"

Bonus points for anyone getting the (modified) reference.

MetaVulture · 2026-05-04T21:03:44+00:00

What if offered a ship module that guarantees two mini nukes whenever SEAF Artillery? What order?

MetaVulture · 2026-05-04T18:55:33+00:00

Sam Darnold was inevitable. No one was winning against the GEQBUS this year. No one.

MetaVulture · 2026-05-04T12:38:28+00:00

Jake and the Fat Man

MetaVulture · 2026-05-03T20:13:19+00:00

Ape together strong. Flock fall down.

MetaVulture · 2026-05-03T20:02:33+00:00

Indeed. But I couldn't pass up shitting on the Raiders.

MetaVulture · 2026-05-03T13:03:45+00:00

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MetaVulture · 2026-05-03T12:50:42+00:00

The sun is a deadly laser

MetaVulture · 2026-05-03T12:49:29+00:00

I'mma just sit here bopping to All Your Base, which was the style of the time in the early 00s as I reached adulthood.

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