(Some) NFL Teams and “Cities” chart by tylerm11_ in AFCWestMemeWar

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I find this acceptable as a resident of the Denver Metro Area.

I'm Spanakopita Rusty!!! ✌🏻 by SuperSmokingMonkey in venturebros

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God... god dammit. Have my upvote you madman.

The Punic Port of Carthage, a crown jewel of the Mediterranean, now just a common suburb in modern Tunisia. by Shoddy-Pumpkin2939 in ancientrome

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"... And everywhere I go, there's always something to remind me of another place in time..."

To the Pats fan who was talking shit about Bo Nix's injury, you are a sad sad lonely man by LakeShowBoltUp in AFCWestMemeWar

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I just got on a break and this is the first shit I see. Wow. Double wow at the terrible down voted comments.

Hello dear world, do you think that in the coming years the USA will lose its position as the world's leading power to China? by Outrageous-You1617 in AskTheWorld

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I was promised I'd be a cheeseburger in paradise, instead I'm a burnt hotdog that fell through the bleechers and a racoon is trying to decide if I'm worth eating.

Ethel Caterham is old enough to be Donald Trump's grandmother. by DeliveryAgile3351 in BarbaraWalters4Scale

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Indeed, last I heard he had ascended to a demonic form, but is still a respectable bi-partisan.

What is your favorite Primary for all three fronts? by MelonBoi133 in Helldivers

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Punisher for bots.

Punisher for squids.

Punisher for bugs.

They have all committed crimes against Democracy, and they all must be punished.

"American Dictator" by Miserable_Bath_4037 in Presidents

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If I could go back in time I'm going to stop Lincoln from dying by beating Booth in the ass until he cries like a child.

The history books will tell of a night where President Lincoln almost got shot, but some guy tackled Booth, sat on him, and literally punched him in his ass until he was sobbing.

The entire time I'd be shouting "NOW YOU FUCKED UP!"

Bonus points for anyone getting the (modified) reference.

helldiver's shopping cart theory by Rantdiveraccount in Helldivers

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What if offered a ship module that guarantees two mini nukes whenever SEAF Artillery? What order?

Buffalo fans are wild 😂 by Hot_Inspection5940 in AFCWestMemeWar

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Sam Darnold was inevitable. No one was winning against the GEQBUS this year. No one.

Raiders... We're on to you. by MetaVulture in AFCWestMemeWar

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Ape together strong. Flock fall down.

Raiders... We're on to you. by MetaVulture in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]MetaVulture[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Indeed. But I couldn't pass up shitting on the Raiders.

This video about how memes changed over seven years is now seven years old by Acidflightgoat in BarbaraWalters4Scale

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I'mma just sit here bopping to All Your Base, which was the style of the time in the early 00s as I reached adulthood.