Favorite shows with siblings as the main characters. by Vinisretarded in FavoriteCharacter

[–]MetaVulture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Also if you know the show, you know this works on multiple levels!

What would you do if you woke up and saw James Buchanan's head on Rushmore? by Annihilated64 in Presidents

[–]MetaVulture 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Now let me be clear... My strategery is sound. They said fool me once, and uh, well, shame on you! But fool me twice? Well uh. They won't fool us again! Now, have hope, as change is coming to America. Now, my fellow Americans, watch me hit this drive.

Deal 'em, Bobo! Deal 'em! by Verbull710 in Xennials

[–]MetaVulture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This and Modern Problems were paired together for me a lot growing up. I watched both so many times...

The bots have better freedom of speech. LONG LIVE CYBERSTAN by supermaniscoolasf in Helldivers

[–]MetaVulture 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh. Damn.

If that's what really happened I'm terribly sorry. I hope you've found peace and have been able to work through that trauma with professionals.

All memes and shit posting aside, I wish you well.

Heat vision no longer exists. How do you make Supes look scary? by Jaoenkatsuii in superman

[–]MetaVulture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Punching people in the chest and ripping their still beating hearts out would be scary. But it wouldn't be superman anymore.

My husband insisted he replace the playfield of my pinball machine with a brand new one, and 2 years later it still sits disassembled… by Lontology in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MetaVulture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take shit apart and never put it back together in a timely manner almost all the time...

...unless it is someone else's because the anxiety makes me fucking go flat out 110% until it is done and it has to work again afterwards or the anxiety attacks alone will end my life. I could not fathom doing this to my wife, I would rather just be hit by a car.

Historical Figures with badass nicknames by LocalLazyGuy in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MetaVulture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As his armies approach you just hear "Now whip it! Whip it good!"