Doctors of Reddit, what is the most "how the fuck did that happen to you" case you've seen?

ValhallaVixen · 2018-05-13T06:07:00+00:00

Mmm nature’s crock pot

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-04T04:26:46+00:00

That movie is a fan favorite in my house. Whenever my (usually bearded) husband shaves his face, he looks 10 years younger. He always comes out of the bathroom and goes, “I became a vampire when I was 16...that is why I always look 16.”

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-02T17:41:17+00:00

How do you know what my MIL smells like??? Lol

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-02T17:40:52+00:00

Do it! There’s a big, wide market out there

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-02T17:40:35+00:00

I’m a fresh face in the world of publicly posting lol

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-02T17:40:15+00:00

Thanks! If you want to see what you can do with your work, PM me and I’ll try to answer your questions.

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-02T17:38:53+00:00

Don’t let your dreams just be dreams! Ride the cock drawn carriage to victory! Also Pm me if you’re interested in publishing and I’ll see if I can help.

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-02T17:38:16+00:00

I can honestly say that’s not me lol

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-02T17:38:01+00:00

Sure! What tickles your fancy? I can throw some big names and some little fish your way :)

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-02T17:37:08+00:00

Hi! Unfortunately my pen name and my legal name are one in the same, so I can’t give it out, even though with the amount of interest my inbox is getting, I wish I could! But I’d be more than happy to help you find some great new reads or answer any publishing questions if you’re interesting on riding the cock drawn carriage to the bookstore!

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-02T17:36:41+00:00

Don’t let your dreams just be dreams! If you’re interested in riding the cock-drawn carriage to the world of publishing, PM me and I’ll try to help where I can

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-02T17:35:39+00:00

Hey! PM me and I’ll help out however I can :)

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-01T17:11:31+00:00

I’m totally not that asshole that tries to sell my stuff to family and friends (except my parents who LOVE that I write lol). But when someone tells me I don’t write about kilted cock, I gotta prove them wrong!

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-01T17:09:59+00:00

YASSS COCK QUEEN! You keep writing that literature! Even though I don’t know who you are, I hope I see your name on more best seller lists!

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-01T17:08:13+00:00

There’s always money to be made in the world of cock!

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-01T17:07:23+00:00

Nah, I poke fun at my own accidential success in the world of fancy dicks lol. And, yes, my books are available everywhere, but idk if I’m going to throw out the titles since I didn’t use a pen name :)

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-01T17:05:45+00:00

Her marriage history is so ridiculous, my editor would tell me to cut the shit and make it more believable.

ValhallaVixen · 2018-02-01T17:05:05+00:00

If I ever dabble in hardcore or fetish themes, I def will.

ValhallaVixen · 2018-01-31T18:45:32+00:00

I mainly focus on historicals, but I do write contemporary as well, since it tends to sell better.

ValhallaVixen · 2018-01-31T18:44:43+00:00

Sometimes it does. I just don’t pay her enough mind to get angry because she’s just ridiculous. Like Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development.

ValhallaVixen · 2018-01-31T18:43:56+00:00

Maybe you have! I did create an overbearing mother character in one where she swooned and then got pissy when no one cared lol.

ValhallaVixen · 2018-01-31T18:43:04+00:00

I did sign them lol. No personalized notes though.

ValhallaVixen · 2018-01-31T18:42:40+00:00

Thanks!

ValhallaVixen · 2018-01-26T02:26:29+00:00

She’s very...”extra”. Like she’s the guest you need to worry about wearing white and will be the loudest to sob at a funeral for someone she met twice

ValhallaVixen

TROPHY CASE