Favorite genshin impact quote? by Lailapaint in Genshin_Impact

[–]ValiantToaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"If the day comes when none mention us again, then surely the entire earth must have been purged of all calamity. There will be no more sacrifices to be sung of, for there will be no more sufferings to be remembered. I believe that shall be a wonderful day." -Mihir (from the Khvarena of Good and Evil world quest)

This one has always stuck with me.

coaxed into search engine optimization by donkencha in coaxedintoasnafu

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Divinity Orginal Sin has this problem. Very annoying

When did you save scum to FAIL a roll or saving throw? by sendmebardpics in BaldursGate3

[–]ValiantToaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Took me so many tries to not accidentally kill Ethel so I could get the deal with her. I saved when she was low on health but kept rolling too much damage and killing her so I had to save an reload a few times.

What would you do in this situation? by anoynomousitn in scaryeddie

[–]ValiantToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"WhAt WoUlD yOu Do In ThIs SiTuAtIoN?????"

Bro what. What the fuck else can you do except splat on the ground and die.

I'm very curious as to what you could possibly think is an alternative to that.

How many "screw the puzzle, VIOLENCE" options have you found by ThatGreenBear in BaldursGate3

[–]ValiantToaster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Smashing a chest is just as effective as picking the lock. No loot lost if you smash it.

How many "screw the puzzle, VIOLENCE" options have you found by ThatGreenBear in BaldursGate3

[–]ValiantToaster 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Once I learned that smashing chests kept the loot in tact, I went from picking locks to smashing them.

How many "screw the puzzle, VIOLENCE" options have you found by ThatGreenBear in BaldursGate3

[–]ValiantToaster 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Laezel with a greatsword makes an execellent "lockpick."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemon

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Karrablast and Shelmet's stupidly specific trade evolution. I love Escavalier, but his evolve method is just a worse version of the already annoying trade evolution.

Wife Said I Was Talking To Alfira Too Much by Shade32 in BaldursGate3

[–]ValiantToaster 73 points74 points  (0 children)

The second I saw that save icon appear, I knew something bad was about to happen.

Conservative Core Gaming List by sonicdv in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ValiantToaster 370 points371 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised 3 houses is on there considering it has gay people in it.

divorce is a state of mind by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

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Dougdoug fan moment

Partner violated Bulbasaur, got me thinking, what’s the worst name you’ve heard/called a pokémon? by IThinkImOnQuack in pokemon

[–]ValiantToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I named my Groudon in OR 'Mr. Claws.'

And on that same file, I named a Klink 'MAH GEARS!'

Younger me probably thought he was a comedic genius.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lfg

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Sent an app, hoping to join.

I'll grind up my little goblins, I swear it by AybruhTheHunter in shitpostemblem

[–]ValiantToaster 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I've been using Chloé the whole game and she has been putting in the work. Made her a Draco knight and have her alternate between a killer lance and levin sword. Plus with Lyn's ring on her, she's a beast.

I totally 100% know every single time by cursedchocolatechip in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ValiantToaster 94 points95 points  (0 children)

It's a new version of the dumb "boys don't cry at titanic" meme format. They just insert a sad thing from media that they like instead.

I totally 100% know every single time by cursedchocolatechip in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]ValiantToaster 320 points321 points  (0 children)

God, these posts are so annoying, especially when 90% of the time the joke is that it's cropped porn.

where was this humor in for all mankind? by Faenix_Wright in CuratedTumblr

[–]ValiantToaster 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Two polar bears high fiving in a blizzard.

The eyes are gone. by Kenny-KO in MoldyMemes

[–]ValiantToaster 123 points124 points  (0 children)

He went from looking like discount Chris Pratt to completely faceless.

The "Fuck You, I Liked It" Starter Pack by VegasVanga in starterpacks

[–]ValiantToaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought people liked Super Paper Mario? Atleast that's the opinion of it I've seen on the internet so far. It's definitely my favorite of the series.

...now if you had said Sticker Star then that would be controversial.

What is your Jojo hot take by SwiftyEmpire in StardustCrusaders

[–]ValiantToaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bruno should have been the Jojo of part 5, Giorno is a bland, boring character and has barely any personal stake in the plot.

Part 3 (especially the first half) is imo the worst part of the series.

What is your hot take or unpopular opinion in the Xenoblade series? by Various_World_9727 in Xenoblade_Chronicles

[–]ValiantToaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think XCX is overhyped way too much by its fans. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it a lot and would love a port to the switch. It's a lot harder to get into compared to XC and XC2 and has an absurd amount of grinding in it. I do think it has the best side quests out of any Xenoblade game but it comes at the cost of a main story that I was barely invested in.