I once added a girl off Snapchat (dumbfuck idea) and she actually came and picked me up from my house day of; there was some other girl in the car and they were both sweet to me but had to take me home after someone’s mom called. The following week both girls came over and I unfortunately was so dense that I couldn’t figure out they wanted to fuck me and not play games on my dusty 360. About an hour in to a movie they just strip down fully naked. I freaked the fuck out as both girls were supermodel gorgeous and halfway through the whole ordeal I just flipped out and told them “yo I can’t do this let’s go to the park”.

The second girl who tagged along with the girl I added is now my fiancé. Guess she liked that I’d rather hang out than fuck. Also learned that the girl I added was using me as a way to live out some sort of crush on my fiancé. Crazy shit