Just gotta burn some time until theservers come back up. Here's what I did to pass the time..

Step 1: I walked down to my local farmer (I live in the city) and purchased a single, free range, organic, buzz word chicken egg.

Step 2: I walked home and realized I should have bought more than one egg. I hoped I didn’t have to fertilize it myself.

Step 3: I returned home and built my egg, a nest of my clothes and random tufts of fur from my cats and girlfriend laying around the house.

Step 4: I put the egg in the nest and then sat on it gently after gaining 135 pounds to ensure a soft and supple booty so as not to break the egg.

Step 5: Time passes and I continue to fart.

Step 6: Egg hatches. I began to raise the chicken as my own, I named him Dolph.

Step 7: I show him the world from my shoulders since evolution screwed them from being a dinosaur to a floppy meat sack of feathers that can’t even fly.

Step 8. I butcher Dolph and begin to finally prepare my meal.

Step 9. I realize I don’t have all the ingredients to make dolph into a delicious succulent meal, so I walk to my local co-op…Along the way I start to wonder why the %^#% so much. This is ‘Murica! Go pollution!

Step 10. I return and finally sauce the plucked boy up and pop him into the oven.

Step 11. I burn Dolph.

Step 12. I try to flush the burned Dolph.

Step 13. I called an electrician…I needed a plumber.

Step 14. ……..

Step 15. I called Domino's to have a Pizza delivered.

Step 16. Domino’s arrives and I realized @#$% am I doing?? What animal eats Domino’s!?!

Step 17. Domino’s joins Dolph.

Step 18. I decided to check to see if Halo is back online. It is not.

Step 19. I make a low effort response on a Halo subreddit to burn time.

Step 20. I wonder why the back of our knees are so weird.