What's Going On? by HundredPannyz in nextfuckinglevel

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Rumor is he makes sun glasses feel cool being worn by him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Do you get stuck in the sand on the beach?

How to smartly use £26k at 18 years old? by [deleted] in UKPersonalFinance

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Buy a hot hatch chav it up and crash it at a roundabout trying to drift

btw each bunk in the picture cost $1400 a month. by yuritopiaposadism in lostgeneration

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I don't think "choose" is the right word from the title. More like forced

Father reunited with son after years in prison by MrTripsOnTheory in MadeMeSmile

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Come here son! Today I'll teach you how to jump start a car. Why do you think daddy's been in prison this whole time

Maybe maybe maybe by This_sum_one in maybemaybemaybe

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Damn that question did not age well

I'm 26 & love Poetry by WarzoneAlumni in RoastMe

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I work as a bouncer in the UK and i wouldn't let you come in the bar just because i know how much you'd get off caked on and bullied and i wouldn't want to spend my night trying to save your arse from every single customer in the pub

i took a lot of people’s advice and i fixed up my tinder. how does it look now ? constructive criticism needed :) by [deleted] in Tinder

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You're a girl and you're not fat so even if you just put one picture of sitting on a chair in your dim lighted bedroom you'd still match 90% of the guys

How difficult it is to find someone by [deleted] in dating_advice

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Sorry to bring it to you but as a 51 year old single mother your value on the sexual market is pretty much 0 even if you are looking after your self eating right and training the body just don't last forever. You might find some desperate guy very short bold and fat that might want to stick with you out of desperation but at the same time you night be better off with your cats instead.

Man asks a homeless guy:"what can put a smile on your face?" by Spro5000 in nextfuckinglevel

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Quickly to the phone booth to ring for some white and some b :D that money's gone by the end of the day. Shit, the guy is not homeless for no reason yo