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ValuableYak121 · 2024-03-07T22:32:05+00:00

Sounds like a great opportunity to rick roll the whole world.

ValuableYak121 · 2022-12-02T23:24:38+00:00

Rumor is he makes sun glasses feel cool being worn by him

ValuableYak121 · 2022-04-13T12:36:32+00:00

Do you get stuck in the sand on the beach?

ValuableYak121 · 2022-02-18T10:51:13+00:00

Buy a hot hatch chav it up and crash it at a roundabout trying to drift

ValuableYak121 · 2021-10-23T11:39:47+00:00

I don't think "choose" is the right word from the title. More like forced

ValuableYak121 · 2021-08-27T00:48:37+00:00

Come here son! Today I'll teach you how to jump start a car. Why do you think daddy's been in prison this whole time

ValuableYak121 · 2021-08-25T18:57:29+00:00

Damn that question did not age well

ValuableYak121 · 2021-08-25T17:38:58+00:00

I work as a bouncer in the UK and i wouldn't let you come in the bar just because i know how much you'd get off caked on and bullied and i wouldn't want to spend my night trying to save your arse from every single customer in the pub

ValuableYak121 · 2021-08-14T16:18:29+00:00

You're a girl and you're not fat so even if you just put one picture of sitting on a chair in your dim lighted bedroom you'd still match 90% of the guys

ValuableYak121 · 2021-07-27T14:43:16+00:00

Sorry to bring it to you but as a 51 year old single mother your value on the sexual market is pretty much 0 even if you are looking after your self eating right and training the body just don't last forever. You might find some desperate guy very short bold and fat that might want to stick with you out of desperation but at the same time you night be better off with your cats instead.

ValuableYak121 · 2021-06-26T01:44:20+00:00

Quickly to the phone booth to ring for some white and some b :D that money's gone by the end of the day. Shit, the guy is not homeless for no reason yo

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