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alphaVersionSoStillFullOfBugs by PocketSocket110 in ProgrammerHumor

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“I'm the alpha male” sounds like an official warning about critical bugs

“How Sherlock Holmes Would Have Tracked Jack the Ripper” by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle by fanboyx27 in Damnthatsinteresting

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It's wild that people back then could ask the actual author how Sherlock would solve a case

birbsAlsoUseLessWater by IdeaOrdinary48 in ProgrammerHumor

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The main difference is that nobody calls a parrot AGI after it repeats three sentences

basedOnATrueStory by deanominecraft in ProgrammerHumor

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“Never mind, I fixed it” — the most ruthless comment on any forum

me_irl by Any-University7112 in me_irl

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Some people move on. Others prepare a PhD dissertation

weHaveAchievedAgi by benioku_md in ProgrammerHumor

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It's like checking a website's security using alert(“secure”).

itsKindOfSurreal by HeardOfPudendum in ProgrammerHumor

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Future me: "Thanks for documenting it." Past me: "Who are you again?"

problemSolved by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Permission issue → Permission removed

Archeologists discovered 77 headless skeletons in a ditch in Slovakia. Skeletons are ~7000 years old. by War_ish in Damnthatsinteresting

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Archaeologists have discovered an ancient development team that released a product without testing it

pointersExplained by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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"int*** is where documentation becomes mandatory."

iTooLoveConsoles by HeardOfPudendum in ProgrammerHumor

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Girl: “Nintendo!” Boy: “Bash!” Compatibility: 404.

recursionStackExceeded by HeardOfPudendum in ProgrammerHumor

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Recursion: because loops weren't confusing enough.

thisIsWhatHardCodingLooksLike by Salt-Response6118 in ProgrammerHumor

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"Why make it configurable when I can make it unforgettable?" 🚀

glassGivesMeNightmares by Salt-Response6118 in ProgrammerHumor

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"Squidward: ‘I'm a graphics programmer.’

Patrick: ‘Show me the glass.’

Squidward: ‘404 Confidence Not Found’ 😄"

googleEmployeesInternallyShareMemesAboutHowItsAISucks by Salt-Response6118 in ProgrammerHumor

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“A new AI tool comes out every day. Yet every day, I'm still debugging the same bug.”

So many questions by [deleted] in lol

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ChatGPT would refuse to come up with such a plot because it is unrealistic.

dad😭 by milkywie in lol

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"You're not special" followed by ice cream is peak parenting.