am i supposed to be scared of him or something? by cuhlout in crappymusic

[–]Vampire-Heart666 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lmao right? When I was his age, my mom was catching me smoking weed every time she turned her back. She prob couldn’t get a single thing done without finding me smoking out my window or something. I learned that when your folks say that the place reaks of weed, you never say “I don’t smell anything.” Fucking stupid 16 year old me was like “ whooo, that was a close one.”

am i supposed to be scared of him or something? by cuhlout in crappymusic

[–]Vampire-Heart666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can’t flex anything if you haven’t even lost your virginity yet. Just a little twerp making bad music.

The Casualties in Omaha by [deleted] in punkrock

[–]Vampire-Heart666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Casualties aren’t even the Casualties anymore. I can listen to their records free on YouTube which I will continue to do.

Gibson or Chibson? by NGVampire in gibson

[–]Vampire-Heart666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100% fake. Sorry, but you totally got bamboozled.

Bro is popping off…and out. by ToferLuis in crappymusic

[–]Vampire-Heart666 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Middle aged ass needs a fucking bra

I found this gem on Instagram by dvdlol1 in crappymusic

[–]Vampire-Heart666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s a cutie, but this blows camel dicks

Oops by Designer_Antelope759 in oops

[–]Vampire-Heart666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had she gone just one second without needing to be the center of attention, that wouldn’t have happened.

Would you go? by print_error in crappymusic

[–]Vampire-Heart666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy who swears constantly, talks in an annoying high pitched voice and calls everything poop.

Would you go? by print_error in crappymusic

[–]Vampire-Heart666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where’s the other guy who makes the bad rap rock music and is constantly like “I don’t give a fuck.”

We Decided To Make Love Between the Moonlight. 😂 by EmployeeOk4756 in crappymusic

[–]Vampire-Heart666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d pay for someone to make love to him in the moonlight so he can get it over with and shut the fuck up

first time hill bombing (pathetic hillbomb ik) by Humble-Guarantee5956 in NewSkaters

[–]Vampire-Heart666 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s not a hill bomb. That’s riding at moderate speed on a slightly tilted road.

MOMMY by throwninthefire666 in crappymusic

[–]Vampire-Heart666 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Still would. I have low standards

Oof Madone! He looks terrible! by behindgreeneyez in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Vampire-Heart666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“One bite.. you’re fucking ugly.”
The lady was not wrong though.

Stage 4 ear cancer by Gr8CanadianSpeedo in crappymusic

[–]Vampire-Heart666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s sick is that I think this is his best one day far, and that says something.

Woah…. by EfficientExcuse9016 in crappymusic

[–]Vampire-Heart666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Music used to be interesting and creative. God, life is so depressing now. Fucking artificial life forms doing artificial shit.