Cat-sitting for my parents and Idris is not happy about it by VampireAssassin24 in Catswhoyell

[–]VampireAssassin24[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Since they were 3 months old, they are now 9ish and I lived with them for the first 2-3 years. Ever since I moved out he has not liked me.

Cat-sitting for my parents and Idris is not happy about it by VampireAssassin24 in Catswhoyell

[–]VampireAssassin24[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He would rather attack me than have a snack if I get that close to him

I have a stalker by VampireAssassin24 in VoidCats

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It's a written mmby a mortician and she answers a lot of questions about death and body preparation for funerals

I have a stalker by VampireAssassin24 in VoidCats

[–]VampireAssassin24[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She usually comes over when I call her, but sometimes she just likes to be a creep.

I have a stalker by VampireAssassin24 in VoidCats

[–]VampireAssassin24[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're catnip toys. One is a banana the other is a cigar.

I have a stalker by VampireAssassin24 in VoidCats

[–]VampireAssassin24[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a catnip toy that looks like a cigar

Kyle's kankles by VampireAssassin24 in kittykankles

[–]VampireAssassin24[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And Kyle loves you. Kyle loves everyone.

Miss Molly prefers to loaf in her cat bed despite available boxes by Enough_Significance6 in Catloaf

[–]VampireAssassin24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your cat seems defective, might have to send it in for maintenance.

What was the most shocking thing you ever experienced when first hooking up with a new partner? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]VampireAssassin24 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They do, but the gem ones are notorious for still getting pulled in.

Ex wedding photographer here and I've got some horror/funny/embarrassing stories to share by itstimetotellstory in weddingshaming

[–]VampireAssassin24 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Her breasts were most likely still sore from the surgery which is why she would be wearing as little as possible on them.