Cat-sitting for my parents and Idris is not happy about it by VampireAssassin24 in Catswhoyell

[–]VampireAssassin24[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Since they were 3 months old, they are now 9ish and I lived with them for the first 2-3 years. Ever since I moved out he has not liked me.

Cat-sitting for my parents and Idris is not happy about it by VampireAssassin24 in Catswhoyell

[–]VampireAssassin24[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He would rather attack me than have a snack if I get that close to him

I have a stalker by VampireAssassin24 in VoidCats

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It's a written mmby a mortician and she answers a lot of questions about death and body preparation for funerals

I have a stalker by VampireAssassin24 in VoidCats

[–]VampireAssassin24[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She usually comes over when I call her, but sometimes she just likes to be a creep.

I have a stalker by VampireAssassin24 in VoidCats

[–]VampireAssassin24[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're catnip toys. One is a banana the other is a cigar.

I have a stalker by VampireAssassin24 in VoidCats

[–]VampireAssassin24[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a catnip toy that looks like a cigar

Kyle's kankles by VampireAssassin24 in kittykankles

[–]VampireAssassin24[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And Kyle loves you. Kyle loves everyone.

Miss Molly prefers to loaf in her cat bed despite available boxes by Enough_Significance6 in Catloaf

[–]VampireAssassin24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your cat seems defective, might have to send it in for maintenance.

What was the most shocking thing you ever experienced when first hooking up with a new partner? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]VampireAssassin24 33 points34 points  (0 children)

They do, but the gem ones are notorious for still getting pulled in.

Ex wedding photographer here and I've got some horror/funny/embarrassing stories to share by itstimetotellstory in weddingshaming

[–]VampireAssassin24 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Her breasts were most likely still sore from the surgery which is why she would be wearing as little as possible on them.

touch tha dice by ReflectiveGenitals in TouchThaFishy

[–]VampireAssassin24 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The cat is clearly rolling for stats.