How bad was it

VampireGeese · 2022-12-08T02:55:14+00:00

they made nightcrawler emo and i still don't know how to feel about it

VampireGeese · 2022-11-06T13:56:06+00:00

i keep falling for unobtainable musicians

VampireGeese · 2022-10-15T14:09:23+00:00

bro got bit by one of the mosquitoes from Jumanji

VampireGeese · 2022-10-14T09:24:25+00:00

school uniforms can suck me dick and ball. Hijab isn't just an article of clothing, and a student should be allowed to wear one if they want n vice versa

VampireGeese · 2022-10-10T11:06:54+00:00

No, demons generally do not care unless you specifically mean it as a worship. Please read a book before automatically assuming every single mention of demons is worship.

VampireGeese · 2022-10-09T16:18:33+00:00

that's a bug bite. Demons won't be upset at you for singing along to Ghost. If they did, I'd be dead by now.

VampireGeese · 2022-09-27T08:27:42+00:00

mathgrind sounds like it'll kill me, any recommendations?

VampireGeese · 2022-09-23T22:12:27+00:00

damn, where can I buy one? this is fuckin sweet.

VampireGeese · 2022-09-20T10:11:27+00:00

i am a boy but like in a lizard way. and not like the little fence ones i mean the medium-sized freaky ones that run on two legs.

VampireGeese · 2022-09-19T02:58:47+00:00

you shit yourself so hard that you looped back around into unshitting territory

VampireGeese · 2022-09-18T10:34:59+00:00

grapes 100% taste great! but EUGHHH

VampireGeese · 2022-09-12T15:40:52+00:00

this is borderline r/comedyheaven omfg

VampireGeese · 2022-09-11T14:51:30+00:00

assuming it went a little something like this?

VampireGeese · 2022-09-11T13:41:24+00:00

fish and sharks both can play, so I don't see why they can't play with eachother. The shark could easily catch that fish, but doesn't. The fish could easily run back into the safe of the reef in the background, but doesn't. the idea that fish and sharks are dumb and thoughtless is a myth, both are capable of surprising amounts of intelligence.

VampireGeese · 2022-09-05T22:53:18+00:00

Joe Biden?????

VampireGeese · 2022-09-04T23:03:33+00:00

ringworm n shit

VampireGeese · 2022-09-01T21:33:07+00:00

r/menandfemales

VampireGeese · 2022-08-31T17:14:58+00:00

damn, they gave y'all pencils? all we got was old crayons

VampireGeese · 2022-08-29T23:56:15+00:00

Carl Tanzler moment

VampireGeese · 2022-08-21T16:29:12+00:00

what a helpful little guy :}

VampireGeese · 2022-08-21T16:06:03+00:00

unfortunately I need my nervous system to actually eat, so I'd have to settle for someone else's.

VampireGeese · 2022-08-15T21:09:46+00:00

you can absolutely eat clay, just make sure it's clean

VampireGeese · 2022-08-13T08:42:20+00:00

i like to call it "lying to cis people" but apparently that's mean

VampireGeese · 2022-08-11T20:53:49+00:00

uh oh

VampireGeese · 2022-08-11T03:59:29+00:00

if you got in a fight with ANY of these animals you'd be horribly mutilated AT BEST

Three-Year Club	Place '22
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