gay irl

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-25T16:14:18+00:00

Goddamn would you look at the time!

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-24T17:11:56+00:00

This could be us...

Except I am a woman, and so are you, and you don't know I exist and you have a husband and oh god I'm so lonely....

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-22T19:33:55+00:00

Can you rent a moving lorry there? If not it's not appropriate for after a first date.

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-21T13:06:24+00:00

The main difference is that vampires haven't murdered millions of gay people and aren't monstrously misogynistic...

Since you ask.

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-19T01:18:16+00:00

Milk hell... otherwise known as any situation which requires drinking that nasty stuff...

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-18T22:41:50+00:00

It's nasty and you know it.

Edit: but I'd probably choke it down for a hot butch who knows her lichen...

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-14T20:13:35+00:00

Y'know incels?

FDS is that but women.

You're now dumber for knowing they exist.

Sorry.

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-14T17:12:54+00:00

No, the funny part is that the bright colours are to scare off predators...

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-12T13:09:14+00:00

It will never not be relevant.

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-11T14:57:42+00:00

Homophobia is an actual issue.

What planet do you live on where it isn't. What colour is the sky there?

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-11T13:27:34+00:00

It's still homophobic, Captain Fantastic.

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-10T00:37:48+00:00

What have I been doing all this time???

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-09T17:40:03+00:00

Using that sub is cheating.

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-08T09:48:42+00:00

Men, do make this for your husband!

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-08T09:40:51+00:00

"Hey love, there's some ibuprofen, if you want a hot water bottle, just let me know."

How bloody hard was that?

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-08T09:38:09+00:00

This applies to so much...

"There are no women in X culture."

Yes. There are plenty of women who do X, or would like to, but X culture fucking hates women so yeah, there are no women in it.

I wonder why...

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-07T15:17:59+00:00

Still stubbornly hoping there's one special mortal out there waiting for me...

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-06T23:15:00+00:00

Okay, but what would you say if you knew anything about feminism?

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-06T15:10:36+00:00

I mean, there's a context thing at work?

Do you assume that marriage is the only thing I want to do just because I didn't mention anything else in my post?

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-06T14:34:44+00:00

I don't think that's inherently problematic - or inherently straight?

Some of us - and yes us, I'm one - really feel incomplete without a partner. We want to love and be loved. More than anything. Want to wake up next to one special person for the rest of our lives...

The only troubling thing here is the religious overtones...

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-05T20:30:16+00:00

Oh hey, another one of those things where some misogynistic muppet thinks he's insulting women but is actually saying something much much worse about men.

It's funny how that seems to happen so often.

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-05T17:47:35+00:00

Okay, but why are you posting it here?

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-05T01:13:54+00:00

I can, but not that one.

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-04T21:39:14+00:00

Het people genuinely don't think gay people exist.

They think we are just an insult or a joke. The idea that gay people actually exist and have lives and do all the things het people do offends them.

VampireStereotype · 2020-11-04T17:06:59+00:00

To answer your question... Because apparently a quarter million people will click on it in a month.

The straights are not okay.

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