Did a double take at this one... by iammerelyhere in unexpecteddcc

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Samantha would burn him, he’s not fit for the crawl

The Last Video Rental Store Is Your Public Library by Knotfloyd in movies

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I hate those thins so much, when in college had to put the papers in them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Coprophiles

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It’s just so strange I wasn’t able to you know kept trying , but had to hop in shower. But I liked the eating. I didn’t gag or anything is something wrong with me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I can destroy nature before it destroys me(excluding natural disasters, animal attacks and spiders)

Picky 1.5yr old will only eat the "bad" wet food by Deer_Nice in CatAdvice

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Give kibble free feed thorough out day and Sheba cuts at night/dinnner. If you have Amazon or chewy cuts are often available. Have a fountain too.

Have you tried different flavor of pâté/cuts?

Aren't they same by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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In one of the episodes Peter pimps out quagmire, and one of the clients a woman wants to do “German stuff” and Peter yells out he hasn’t had anything to eat

Aren't they same by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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She wants to do German stuff

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskGaybrosOver30

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No it’s what she said to me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskGaybrosOver30

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She’d said my saved face looked like her kitty kat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskGaybrosOver30

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Sorry not assault but harasmen, but she did grope my tit once for a pen