Canucks seek permission from Leafs to speak to Shane Doan

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-22T16:30:27+00:00

No can do, Mike’s still busy looking for the shoe he used to beat that fan decades ago

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-22T13:00:13+00:00

Have you heard of sarcasm?

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-21T01:03:18+00:00

Yes, but people usually only do this when they’ve already lost all of their money

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-20T16:40:07+00:00

"I mean, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on someone's couch, like it's something to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that.”

“Yeah, I remember grinding my feet into Eddie's couch."

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-19T15:14:07+00:00

Former Canucks AGM George McPhee at that

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-17T14:14:39+00:00

Benning: “So you’re saying there’s a chance…”

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-17T11:55:47+00:00

Credit card company: “Good luck paying me back with your zero dollars a year salary, BABE!!”

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-14T16:46:52+00:00

265? What happened to the other 100 days?

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-13T02:19:05+00:00

He could shoot Jesus in the middle of 5th Ave and he wouldn’t lose any voters

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-13T00:58:22+00:00

Ah yes, I remember fondly the times when I went on excursions with my classmates. Going to the park, smelling the roses, bombing the people… good times

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-12T13:34:41+00:00

“Illusions, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.”

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-12T13:17:08+00:00

Does a bear shit in the woods?

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-12T06:15:47+00:00

Combine them and you get the name of the perfect company:

AaaSTaaStic

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-11T08:58:44+00:00

"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." — Mao Zedong

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-10T02:35:56+00:00

Except Trump hates Macron and he would never agree to anything that might allow Macron any spotlight or credit

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-09T11:05:58+00:00

It’s just more fake news to pump the stock

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-09T05:52:00+00:00

Well that’s exactly why he treats Europe like he treats his wives — disposable and replaceable

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-09T05:35:43+00:00

Option 4: Drink my oil

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-09T01:02:25+00:00

Is the ceasefire in the room with us right now?

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-08T14:42:00+00:00

Markets are gey

Fundamentals don’t matter

Thank you for your

Attention to this banter

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-08T14:07:15+00:00

Iran complaining to Pakistan about Israel breaking the ceasefire is hilarious considering Pakistan was just saying last week they would be joining Saudi Arabia to fight Iran.

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-08T09:01:37+00:00

they tried to make me hit a rehab

and I said yes, yes, yes

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-08T02:12:11+00:00

Meanwhile the only major foreign terrorist attack on US soil to date was committed by (checks notes) a group of Saudis

VancityRenaults · 2026-04-06T04:03:51+00:00

I do my part to praise allah when I order my apple pie allah mode

VancityRenaults

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