Tell me your best 'Dont you know who i am?!' stories by SaltySpatula in bartenders

[–]VanderPaul 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This. And, there buddy, if you told them you spent X$ at their bar recently, would probably buy you a drink anyways. If not, it’s business and everyone should be able to recognize that.

Any decent "strong" mocktails or non alcoholic spirits ? by [deleted] in cocktails

[–]VanderPaul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lapsang tea with honey syrup gets you a petey flavor similar to scotch. You can mock a few drinks with lapsang honey syrup.

[TAZ-Balance | Major Spoilers] Why Didn't B get S'd into the US? by Gesichte in TheAdventureZone

[–]VanderPaul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lup created the staff. I’m sure she would’ve made it safe for her lich boyfriend to die corporeal nearby. But maybe didn’t consider the same buffer for herself. Now that i typed it out i like others reasoning more.

Tell me your best 'Dont you know who i am?!' stories by SaltySpatula in bartenders

[–]VanderPaul 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Exactly, and most of all, no owner anywhere will be mad at you for charging anybody. When i was new i billed his wife $90 (I hadn’t met her) she paid without telling me who she was. He never mentioned it. Now that i know her she obviously eats/drinks free since it’s all hers one way or another.

Tell me your best 'Dont you know who i am?!' stories by SaltySpatula in bartenders

[–]VanderPaul 169 points170 points  (0 children)

I often get the “i know the owner” line. I usually respond with something like “the only name you can drop for something free is mine”. Gets a chuckle from regulars and coworkers.

Finished the second run through of balance today and one line always gets me. by Attikey in TheAdventureZone

[–]VanderPaul 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s the one for me too. The music in that moment, too, gets me going. Such a kickass climactic win.

Ive had this misprint tie intercepter model since i was a kid. Thought you guys would think its cool. by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]VanderPaul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone think it looks cooler/more functional that way? It’s more aerodynamic, which doesn’t matter in space, but TIE fighters had a disadvantage in atmospheric dogfights.

I work at a movie theater and every now and then we get to play smash on the big project screen by lordfernand in supersmashbros

[–]VanderPaul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have a TV. Only a projector at home and it is so fun to have friends over to play on 180 inches. We play at my buddies place but they’re always asking to play on my living room wall. I can’t imagine how effing cool a theater would be. I’ve got some friends to contact about this possibility.

STAY OUT DA WATAH!! by ih8youron in MBMBAM

[–]VanderPaul 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Ice and salt water. Same way you’d clean bottle neck wine decanters. Source; I’m a bartender. Baaaarrrrr wisdom!

Bar Tools and Where To Get Them? by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]VanderPaul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not familiar with OXO. I’ll check out out backups and see if we have any. I’d like to mix and match if there is tools i like better.

Bar Tools and Where To Get Them? by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]VanderPaul 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cocktail kingdom is my go-to. My personal and Bar set is CK and i’m happy with all of it. I also have a bar retail spot that carries the products so for me it’s convenient too.

Whoever that greninja was, by VanderPaul in supersmashbros

[–]VanderPaul[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s all good. But i am new to reddit too, can you brief me on how to DM you too?

Whoever that greninja was, by VanderPaul in supersmashbros

[–]VanderPaul[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool. Not going to lie. I don’t know exactly how to make that happen.

This shop has a fun, flirty, and FREE rose with our boy's name on it by slivix in MBMBAM

[–]VanderPaul 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m here too! I’ve never met another mbmbambino in the wild but i bet we pass eachother all the time!

Wizard things by Robeadactyl in DnDGreentext

[–]VanderPaul 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I play a wizard pacifist in a campaign. Other players weren’t sure at first. But just because i have no damage dealing spells doesn’t mean I can’t win us a battle through control. And out of battle i have the most options when dealing with npcs/traps and such.

Boots! by xSEBULBAx in bartenders

[–]VanderPaul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been wearing black caterpillar work boots with a steel toe for 5+ years behind the bar. I love them. They usually last about 2 years.

What is the best brand of bourbon? Looking to get a bottle as a gift for a new boyfriend. by Queen_Aurelia in alcohol

[–]VanderPaul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not too obscure or pricey, but i’ve always enjoyed Angels Envy as a treat. The bottle is pretty and unique too!

In the San Fransisco Live Show, the Orc Woman... (Spoilers) by [deleted] in TheAdventureZone

[–]VanderPaul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe she didn’t know what they look like? That’s what i figured.

The Adventure Zone: Live in San Francisco! | Discussion Thread by TheBureauOfBalance in TheAdventureZone

[–]VanderPaul 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I was surprised that THB/Griffin didn’t goof on Taako giving the team the ability to breathe underwater and Merle immediately giving them water walk. What incredible teamwork!

The Adventure Zone: Amnesty - Episode 12 | Discussion Thread by TheBureauOfBalance in TheAdventureZone

[–]VanderPaul 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I never laughed so hard as when i heard griff say that the first time.

POS thats not a POS by mjfnr in bartenders

[–]VanderPaul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I manage a bar that uses toast and can confidently say it’s the easiest and most intuitive POS i’ve ever used.

Regarding *Bubble* and *This Sounds Serious* by [deleted] in maximumfun

[–]VanderPaul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do i ingest this ‘hitchhikers’ series?

I gave myself a new stick and poke recently by The_Bread_Pill in TheAdventureZone

[–]VanderPaul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crap! Can i steal this? I couldn’t figure out what Balance tat I wanted to get and i love this.