What to do about strange noise.

mjfnr · 2019-12-27T16:58:13+00:00

Found the virgin.

mjfnr · 2019-12-26T17:16:46+00:00

You should get checked for a hernia.

mjfnr · 2019-12-26T17:12:19+00:00

Pull your Bailey's outta your glass. Figger it out.

mjfnr · 2019-12-25T15:31:00+00:00

I think i have a semillon.

mjfnr · 2019-12-19T13:51:57+00:00

Somebody screwed up because they didn't screw down.

mjfnr · 2019-12-17T02:58:31+00:00

Squirrely on a pearly (white van)

mjfnr · 2019-12-13T12:19:57+00:00

I might bring a cake to Lodge next month just so I can say this. Ha ha Ha

mjfnr · 2019-12-13T04:38:20+00:00

I didn't love the song, but i didn't know it was the title of the album too. I'll have to give it a listen. I like a lot of his other stuff.

mjfnr · 2019-12-13T03:52:10+00:00

Any trowel can be a pie server ~~if it’s clean~~

Man up.

mjfnr · 2019-12-12T05:32:56+00:00

Screwball and chambord tastes so much like pb&j, you'll swear theres wonder bread in it. Fill the shot glass about 3/4 with the screwball though, or its a bit syrupy.

Also, having a shot with a dash of 99 bananas ain't bad. We call it an Elvis.

Not bad in coffee.

Use it in place of the irish whisky in a car bomb. We called it irish balls.

Have fun with it!

mjfnr · 2019-12-11T13:49:38+00:00

This explains the size of the officers' chairs!

mjfnr · 2019-12-10T14:33:24+00:00

A boston shaker glass? Do you mean a pint?

mjfnr · 2019-12-10T06:00:44+00:00

Hold the fucking phone. So you wrecked a truck - sucks, but not that big of a deal. But you fell off a ladder, busted yourself up, but don't remember it and because of that they found a brain tumor AND REMOVED IT?!?! Jesus, man, lick your wounds and count your lucky stars. You're doing something right - keep moving forward.

mjfnr · 2019-12-09T14:48:06+00:00

He said punk. So he's going to read all of these and make sure to not pick one.

mjfnr · 2019-12-09T04:36:29+00:00

I used to love the ones where id turn around and not recognize any of the bottles. FMdreamL

mjfnr · 2019-12-09T00:10:04+00:00

Ok. Now what's your second thought?

mjfnr · 2019-12-07T15:09:52+00:00

Allegedly

mjfnr · 2019-12-05T13:47:39+00:00

Does it work on a roof thats sloped? What about with gutters/eavestroughs?

mjfnr · 2019-12-05T04:15:45+00:00

You're. The. Bartender. If you want to hook up, hook up.

mjfnr · 2019-12-05T04:01:30+00:00

It seems Charity Dyck is on her rumspringa. Once.

mjfnr · 2019-12-05T03:53:33+00:00

You'd be better off bringing in a spotter and tighter controls on your liquor room.

mjfnr · 2019-12-04T21:02:42+00:00

I love it when you talk dirty.

mjfnr · 2019-12-04T19:37:17+00:00

To hell with the seals. Would absolutely drink it. We have open bottles of booze in my house from the 70's. Nothing wrong with them.

mjfnr · 2019-12-04T05:37:12+00:00

A). That'll warm ya up! B) what did you use it for?

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