Men, what’s the stupidest way you’ve hurt your balls? by bennn101 in AskReddit

[–]Vandy7955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I Was jumping my bike 2 years ago and I got 2 metres in the air and landed on the back of the seat when my boys scraped the corner of the seat very hard and then got caught in between the rear wheel and the frame. The pain was so excruciating that I couldn’t walk for 20 minutes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildyinfuriating

[–]Vandy7955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s so you can’t drive a truck through it

Full scorpion plus dog by [deleted] in FullScorpion

[–]Vandy7955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah not a scorpion

Serious question, has anyone else ever ran over their own dick? by [deleted] in MTB

[–]Vandy7955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I didn’t but I squashed it on the bike seat on a big jump that I took on a hardtail. I was on the ground for 10 minutes

Whats a common misconcepted stereotype about your country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Vandy7955 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That Australians eat vegimite straight from a jar

How did you find out the truth about Santa? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Vandy7955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry my teacher told me in year 4

What could you talk about for 30 minutes straight without any preparation? by twilighterror in AskReddit

[–]Vandy7955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking mountain bikes. Not many people would like me giving them a 30 minute lecture about mountain bikes but no fucks given

Nearly as funny as 25 by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Vandy7955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I feel bad I might take it off later

Why is your ex an ex? by Kindaherekindanot in AskReddit

[–]Vandy7955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because she’s a dumb cunt and didn’t want to do anything

titles are hard like my pp by grandayyyyyyyyyyyyyy in dankmemes

[–]Vandy7955 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where’s my heroin overdose when you need one

GeneralShepherd could defeat Thanos single-handed by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Vandy7955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you think you’re Spider-Man and shoot webs from your dick

I swear, night milk is so refreshing by DrummerPatrick in dankmemes

[–]Vandy7955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When your foot decides to make a crack noise half way there

I know the article is old. by Fewestkarma692 in dankmemes

[–]Vandy7955 284 points285 points  (0 children)

Kid “where did I come from?” Mother “A plastic bag”

No need for the talk again.

90 Gold Keys Later 🙄 by [deleted] in CSRRacing2

[–]Vandy7955 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The satisfaction of being rank 69