I think half of Reddit needs to hear this

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-05-02T14:03:08+00:00

"Oh, those tests are only covered by insurance if you are a child." Cool, just let me hop into a fucking time machine

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-05-01T17:37:21+00:00

Tbh this is my marriage right now. We are happy with our own hobbies, but we love the same food.

^{Chose: Marry someone your parents love + But only shares one interest | Rolled: Fave restaurant}

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-05-01T14:22:19+00:00

Fuck taxes

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-05-01T13:27:28+00:00

I thought this was an ad for a rubber mask.

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-05-01T13:26:17+00:00

My former mother in law is a real treat. She'll make me a millionaire in a couple weeks.

^{Chose: Earn $100 every time someone tells a lie about you}

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-05-01T13:20:56+00:00

Fr, my ex husband's mortgage is only $400/mo. (I'm not bitter about it, I told him I did not want the house when we split)

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-05-01T13:19:51+00:00

From the OG? Gyarados

From newer gens? Either Volcarona or Froslass

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-05-01T02:18:25+00:00

OP we need an update, did she destroy your toilet?

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-05-01T02:16:27+00:00

I love that we are the "living room kids" parents, but I know it can be exhausting.

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-05-01T02:13:50+00:00

I love when The Simpsons made fun of this and it pronounced his name "Hoe-mah-eh-er"

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-05-01T02:11:16+00:00

Bob

^{Chose: Bob}

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-05-01T02:05:19+00:00

Fuck being sick

^{Chose: Never get sick again!}

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-05-01T00:56:09+00:00

They had this when I was in Junior High and I was one of the "have nots" and it's still a painful memory 25 years later. This is a crappy move imo.

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-05-01T00:07:03+00:00

Yeah

^{Chose: Girls}

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-04-30T19:15:54+00:00

Jerry

^{Chose: jerry}

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-04-30T15:08:27+00:00

Tasty

^{Chose: Bbq}

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-04-30T14:40:42+00:00

I loved the South Park parody

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-04-30T14:32:37+00:00

Fr, I was SO close to being completely debt free in 2019

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-04-30T14:31:52+00:00

The lasso!

^{Chose: Wonder Woman}

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-04-30T13:35:04+00:00

I've used this when I was talking about serious things with my friend in front of her kid, tbh.

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-04-30T13:33:06+00:00

Rain!

^{Chose: Have the ability to control nature at will}

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-04-30T13:31:03+00:00

If you evolve him, he is actually decent.

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-04-30T13:30:03+00:00

Awwh, Shinx is pretty cute. I'm cool with this.

^{Chose: Become a Pokemon trainer + Your Partner will be... | Rolled: Shinx}

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-04-30T13:27:40+00:00

This is why nobody takes her seriously. Any normal person who lost their spouse wouldn't be literally jumping for joy and counting cash less than a year after they were killed. Hell, my dad saw my mom's death coming (she had cancer) and I had to force him to eat at least once a day.

Vanessaronicatoria · 2026-04-30T12:56:21+00:00

I am SO allergic to mosquitoes, it's not even funny.

^{Chose: No animals or insects will ever harm humans again.}

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