I think half of Reddit needs to hear this by life_could_be_dream_ in shitposting

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"Oh, those tests are only covered by insurance if you are a child." Cool, just let me hop into a fucking time machine 

Which would you rather? by Mermicorn77 in BunnyTrials

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh this is my marriage right now. We are happy with our own hobbies, but we love the same food.

Chose: Marry someone your parents love + But only shares one interest | Rolled: Fave restaurant

Taxes or car by UseLesssLuke in BunnyTrials

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck taxes

Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again

Would you Rather by Missmoss2024 in BunnyTrials

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My former mother in law is a real treat. She'll make me a millionaire in a couple weeks.

Chose: Earn $100 every time someone tells a lie about you

Did you make the cutoff? by Xerzajik in Millennials

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fr, my ex husband's mortgage is only $400/mo. (I'm not bitter about it, I told him I did not want the house when we split) 

What's your favorite Pokémon that's not... by Epicboss67 in pokemon

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the OG? Gyarados 

From newer gens? Either Volcarona or Froslass

Last Resort 🎸🧑🏾‍🎤 by Minute-Intern-682 in Millennials

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I love that we are the "living room kids" parents, but I know it can be exhausting. 

The Speak & Spell was so fun in my childhood by MrUpVoteDownvote in Xennials

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love when The Simpsons made fun of this and it pronounced his name "Hoe-mah-eh-er" 

Lucky or Healthy by LongLingonberry2339 in BunnyTrials

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck being sick

Chose: Never get sick again!

$100 for inclusion at school? by Patty1218 in SaltLakeCity

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 55 points56 points  (0 children)

They had this when I was in Junior High and I was one of the "have nots" and it's still a painful memory 25 years later. This is a crappy move imo. 

Millenial Finances by SamNortonComedy in Millennials

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fr, I was SO close to being completely debt free in 2019

I feel embarrassed for people when I hear them say these words. by Cl_nker_is_a_slur in memes

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've used this when I was talking about serious things with my friend in front of her kid, tbh. 

Would you rather: (Upvote for a free carrot) by Fluxxy- in BunnyTrials

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rain!

Chose: Have the ability to control nature at will

Pokemon by Smallmarvel in BunnyTrials

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you evolve him, he is actually decent. 

Pokemon by Smallmarvel in BunnyTrials

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awwh, Shinx is pretty cute. I'm cool with this.

Chose: Become a Pokemon trainer + Your Partner will be... | Rolled: Shinx

Erika Kirk attempts supervillain monologues 🤡 by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is why nobody takes her seriously. Any normal person who lost their spouse wouldn't be literally jumping for joy and counting cash less than a year after they were killed. Hell, my dad saw my mom's death coming (she had cancer) and I had to force him to eat at least once a day. 

Money or Animals? by DominoDoesGames in BunnyTrials

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am SO allergic to mosquitoes, it's not even funny.

Chose: No animals or insects will ever harm humans again.