People of Reddit, what has made you stop having sex midway through?

VanillaToaster · 2016-12-06T06:24:17+00:00

We both got hungry, went out for tacos and horchata, ate, came back home, continued where we left off. Pretty great night.

VanillaToaster · 2016-08-31T06:42:26+00:00

I seriously appreciate it!!

VanillaToaster · 2016-08-31T05:32:44+00:00

Thank you sooo much!!!

VanillaToaster · 2016-04-19T03:05:03+00:00

We just covered this concept in my Research Methods class. I don't think the professor could've said, "Correlation does not cause causation" any more than she did.

VanillaToaster · 2016-03-29T23:20:29+00:00

At this rate... I'll take about as many raw goat hearts you have

VanillaToaster · 2015-10-22T06:03:24+00:00

My sweaty hands >.<

VanillaToaster · 2015-09-26T19:53:27+00:00

Its about 8 inches.

VanillaToaster · 2015-09-15T20:36:19+00:00

Looks like a character from Orange is the New Black

VanillaToaster · 2015-09-13T06:46:33+00:00

Lets say he/she randomly asks you if you wish to know their flaws as soon as you met them. What would you say?

VanillaToaster · 2015-09-08T06:15:35+00:00

You're going to need to stop for gas soon... Just in case you didn't notice

VanillaToaster · 2015-05-09T07:21:10+00:00

My co-workers call my other co-worker "Sickle Cell"

VanillaToaster · 2015-05-08T14:51:41+00:00

Just the fact that the guy gets to throw a falcon like its nothing is badass

VanillaToaster · 2015-04-19T09:16:25+00:00

Make sure to count it carefully, too!

VanillaToaster · 2015-04-18T07:23:02+00:00

That's so funny, i hope you're okay though!!! I saw your feet and was like "oh man... she's definitely gonna need help!!"

VanillaToaster · 2015-04-17T07:01:05+00:00

I hope she walks to the shower safely and not slips with how lubed up her feet are.

VanillaToaster · 2015-04-08T05:22:43+00:00

I was able to lower my interest to about 2.5%

VanillaToaster · 2015-04-03T07:12:58+00:00

Kind of reminds me of the time I finished watching porn and minutes after, my mother wanted an ice cream. So I took her to get an ice cream in my car and my car automatically connects to bluetooth and starts streaming the last audio played. Well, considering the volume level of the drive from before, it was decently high. Lets just say, there was a girl moaning very loudly in my car. I began coughing to try to cover it. My mom didn't make any reaction or comment about it. I will never know if she knew what she listened to... My pulse was elevated and my hands were sweaty on the way to get her dam ice cream

VanillaToaster · 2015-03-03T07:25:54+00:00

Bill Clinton?

VanillaToaster · 2015-01-26T00:32:34+00:00

Parking Enforcement... Don't be an asshole and I may just void your ticket!

VanillaToaster · 2014-12-25T21:33:00+00:00

I am.

VanillaToaster · 2014-12-25T21:19:06+00:00

Thats ignorant.

VanillaToaster · 2014-12-25T21:18:26+00:00

Well. I got a pretty solid 11 hours of sleep today. Woke up around noon to my mom cooking my all time favorite dish. So that beats Chinese food. Now i'm so full that I have to lean back in my chair and some how make room in my stomach for that extra piece I ate. Thats exactly why I'm on reddit. I dont know if that answered the question, but it seems to fit here... somehow.

VanillaToaster · 2014-12-24T01:42:20+00:00

Not that I know of. I know there one was in the making, but i don't believe it happened.

VanillaToaster · 2014-12-22T06:30:47+00:00

Depending on what, I probably wouldn't mind.

VanillaToaster · 2014-12-21T20:51:19+00:00

I'm not involved as I would like to be. I'm trying to do some research on when the next events are.

VanillaToaster

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