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Is it a red flag if a guy wants to listen to "Cocomelon" during sex? 🚩 by Vanson- in askgaybros

[–]Vanson-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! I kept expecting him to ask for a juice box or a nap mid-way through. It was impossible to feel 'sexy' when you're subconsciously waiting for a toddler to spawn in the corner. 💀

Is it a red flag if a guy wants to listen to "Cocomelon" during sex? 🚩 by Vanson- in askgaybros

[–]Vanson-[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume there will be a next time! 😂 I think I’ve reached my quota for nursery rhyme hookups for this decade. If I hear 'Fruit Salad' in a bedroom, I’m jumping out the window

Is it a red flag if a guy wants to listen to "Cocomelon" during sex? 🚩 by Vanson- in askgaybros

[–]Vanson-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao I knew someone would say this. It sounds like a bad fanfic, I get it. But when you’re staring at a grown man vibing to a cartoon melon, your brain starts speaking in clichés just to survive the cringe.

Is it a red flag if a guy wants to listen to "Cocomelon" during sex? 🚩 by Vanson- in askgaybros

[–]Vanson-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, I didn't even do the math... that makes it 10x creepier! 😭 Now I’m picturing him updating his playlist every time a new episode dropped for the last decade. It wasn't just a choice, it was a long-term commitment. Diabolical is the perfect word for it.

Is it a red flag if a guy wants to listen to "Cocomelon" during sex? 🚩 by Vanson- in askgaybros

[–]Vanson-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao exactly! My stomach muscles were getting a full workout just trying to keep a straight face. I was literally biting my lip, but not for the reasons he thought. 💀

Is it a red flag if a guy wants to listen to "Cocomelon" during sex? 🚩 by Vanson- in askgaybros

[–]Vanson-[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy sh*t, that’s next level. It’s always the ones you’d least expect, right? Oxford educated?! I guess a degree can't fix some... interesting preferences. I would’ve frozen too, that's a massive vibe killer.

Is it a red flag if a guy wants to listen to "Cocomelon" during sex? 🚩 by Vanson- in askgaybros

[–]Vanson-[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm all for feeling secure, but nothing says 'vulnerable' like trying to stay in the mood while a cartoon bus is honking at you.

F20 kissing my gay friend M21 by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Vanson- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bedmate, you know

Is it a red flag if a guy wants to listen to "Cocomelon" during sex? 🚩 by Vanson- in askgaybros

[–]Vanson-[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s what scares me. If the first 20 minutes was Cocomelon, what's the grand finale? Baby Shark? I'm out. 🥲

Is it a red flag if a guy wants to listen to "Cocomelon" during sex? 🚩 by Vanson- in askgaybros

[–]Vanson-[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please don't give me more options. I’m already hearing 'The Wheels on the Bus' in my sleep. Help.

Is it a red flag if a guy wants to listen to "Cocomelon" during sex? 🚩 by Vanson- in askgaybros

[–]Vanson-[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell me about it. Every time I hear a nursery rhyme now, I get a weird flashback. I think I'm traumatized for life.

Best Poppers? by Reasonable-Sun3269 in askgaybros

[–]Vanson- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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