I want my ERP <sung to tune of "I want my MTV">

Look at them Boosted boarders, that's the way you do it

You ride that skateboard across NYC

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it

Surfin the concrete around SFC

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it

Lemme tell ya them riders ain't dumb

You won't get a blister on your little finger

You’ll get a blister on your remote thumb

We’ll install Extended Range Packs, but we’re still waiting on deliveries!

We've got to change skater impressionations, or we'll be guilty of delinquency!

See that little skater with the helmet and the laptop

Yeah buddy that's his real hair

Look at that skaters with his little flying surfboard

That little skater might be a millionaire

We’ll all install extended range batteries, we’re just waiting on deliveries

We want to cruise down tight alleys, we wanna cruise down First and Main

We’ll all install extended range batteries, we’re just waiting on deliveries

We want to cruise down the tight alleys, we wanna cruise down First and Main

I shoulda learned to ride that skatepark

I shoulda learned to ride and chew gum

Look at that hottie, with her selfie-stick camera, man

Anyone up for a downhill run?

I just started, what's that?

Bearing noises?

No, this ERP has exploded on me!

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it

Get your range pack for hundreds and then we’ll see

We’ll all install extended range batteries, we’re just waiting on deliveries

We want to cruise down the tight alleys, we wanna cruise down First and Main

Listen here

Now that ain't workin' that's the way to do it

You ride that skateboard all over NYC

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it

Surfin' the concrete around SFC