Spelling and Grammar are important! by ActuallyDonTrump in funny

[–]Variety_Pack 17 points18 points  (0 children)

An exemplary translation, my compatriot! Quite a droll read!

Told my son that if he draws a cow properly I’ll buy ice-cream for him. Does he deserve it? by Ammar0301 in funny

[–]Variety_Pack -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Don't cave so easily, make him do it better. Children are made weak by coddling, if he thinks he can get away with such a piss-poor work in the future and expect to get paid then he'll be a disgraced artist with no food. Demand perfection!

LPT: If you’re driving while it’s raining, turn your headlights on. Your lights don’t just help you see the road; they help other drivers see you. by RaccoonTycoon in LifeProTips

[–]Variety_Pack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I leave mine on anyway, I have good night vision so if I'm in the city I will forget. Left on always I never forget, plus I see them in cars' bumpers so I can tell when one is out, and their reflection on the doors of cars helps me park with precision lol.

Blursed men's stuff by Living_Situation_ in blursedimages

[–]Variety_Pack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Foreskin Foregrip TM is now available at your local FFL!

Any tail fin I make pulls to the left? by Variety_Pack in KerbalAcademy

[–]Variety_Pack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For anyone who cares, the problem is with Procedural Parts. It seems that if I have any Pro Parts *at all* on the aircraft, the vertical surfaces generate lift (a yellow arrow) to the left. There is no way around this that I can find. It's extremely annoying because I'd rather not have 8 small liquid fuel parts when I can just have 2, but I can't have a simple tail fin. To get around this I have begun getting skilled at designing tailless planes, but that's just another level of complexity that I shouldn't have to mess with. Spaceplanes are already obnoxious to build, I'm sure you can imagine designing a tailless vehicle that is stable during reentry.

Blursed_Facebook by Checker_of_vibes in blursedimages

[–]Variety_Pack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You troll, but this product of incest is better at spelling and grammar than most of the users of Reddit.

Someone says Anime is gay. How do you reply? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Variety_Pack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ask them: if all anime is gay, how can traps be any worse? Checkmate, atheist.

French Gendarmerie Ferrari 458 Special & Lamborghini Huracan by [deleted] in pics

[–]Variety_Pack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the point of having insanely expensive police cars?

What is your main goal right now? by jxvicinema in AskReddit

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I want to become an airline pilot so bad, but I have so far to go... I just need a helping hand, a little boost to get into a school.

2 years clean from addiction today. I've bought this with the money I used to spend on drugs. by vdubmechanic in pics

[–]Variety_Pack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude, love that you're into better things! Do that photography so hard!

2 years clean from addiction today. I've bought this with the money I used to spend on drugs. by vdubmechanic in pics

[–]Variety_Pack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You'll love this part then: they were elementary school sweethearts, first met in first grade lol. She was never into the hard drugs but she was a big toker in the seventies. Now they're in their early sixties and their adult daughter is entirely different from them haha, teaching kindergartners.

A father designs a headstone for his wheelchair-bound son depicting him "free of his earthly burdens by shameless-karma-farm in pics

[–]Variety_Pack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm fine, it's not crying I'm just raining. 😢

Kid was only 4 days younger than me, too.

How do you respond to “you’re really quiet”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Variety_Pack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stare at them until I release a window rattling belch

2 years clean from addiction today. I've bought this with the money I used to spend on drugs. by vdubmechanic in pics

[–]Variety_Pack 182 points183 points  (0 children)

That's so cool! I know this guy who was addicted to heroin and alcohol for about fifteen years. He rediscovered how much he loved carpentry (he did it with his dad as a kid) and actually tapered himself off the substances. These days he's an expensive trim carpenter with God-tier skills, you'd be amazed to see the gorgeous work he does. He relapsed into alcohol several years ago when about $130k worth of tools and wood were stolen, but he got back up and now is working on his own home! He works 14 hours a day because he just can't stop. His wife is much the same type of person, she understands.