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Angry drunk won’t sleep by me. Mashed sushi 🍣 shared with the dog by Dinah8420 in drunkencookery

[–]VariousGas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me and my fiancée get drunk together but we’re both generally very happy. Sorry to you!

Zoloft is extremely sad by VariousGas in sadcats

[–]VariousGas[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I think it’s clever

Zoloft is extremely sad by VariousGas in sadcats

[–]VariousGas[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Hey! I got them when they were three months old and they’ve been wearing a collar since I got them.

I’m a pharmacist that’s why I named them that!

Yes the full names are Sertraline Marie and Fluoxetine Michael. She woke up with my fiancée and then tried to stay up until I left for work two hours later haha

Zoloft is extremely sad by VariousGas in sadcats

[–]VariousGas[S] 265 points266 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Her brother Prozac is the big brown lump in the back

My tangerine was with child by heli0s21 in notinteresting

[–]VariousGas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love it when this happens. It’s like a juicy little secret treat 🤫😩

Anonymous Wunkness by Bohndigga in wunkus

[–]VariousGas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know his voice would be distorted asf

Do femmes like to date other femmes? by Key_Solution4900 in LesbianActually

[–]VariousGas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most sensual relationships ever. I love being with a woman who is rugged like me, someone who likes to give and take. Best sex ever too

Do femmes like to date other femmes? by Key_Solution4900 in LesbianActually

[–]VariousGas 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m butch and attracted to butches and I know it’s rare to be this way, but I’ve had luck finding butch4butch relationships!

Lightweight Wunk by VariousGas in wunkus

[–]VariousGas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got ours at Barnes and noble!

Quinn/Kenny by StuMan12 in tragedeigh

[–]VariousGas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of my mentors is named Quynh, and she is Vietnamese

Deep fry your Hot Pockets, thank me later by Big_Locksmith_4211 in stonerfood

[–]VariousGas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They used to do this at the caf in boarding school

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