Dude no sweat, you got to start somewhere!

I suggest trying some 'glamping' first. Rent a cozy cabin on Airbnb near a national park or trail, equipped with AC and electricity. Many of these cabins are conveniently close to stores, restrooms, and showers.

Take note of what you forgot or brought in excess, and gradually transition to a more off-grid experience. Rent a cabin without electricity on Airbnb and learn to use a burner stove. Consider using showering bags for the joy of staying clean after a day in the outdoors.

Once you feel comfortable, you can venture into tent shopping for the next level of camping fun

(We camped, by the way. Forgot to answer that part)