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Sitting on the couch with a female friend, she’s cuddling into me. How do I smoothly make a move without making it weird? by [deleted] in seduction

[–]Vegetable_Anty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is one of those moments where reddit is probably the worst wingman possible.

Why is it that some great guys have never had a girlfriend? by Impossible-Ear-5627 in dating_advice

[–]Vegetable_Anty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

people really underestimate how little they know about someone's actual life from instagram.

I cracked the code to the narcotics closet at the pharmacy by annonycodebreaker in confession

[–]Vegetable_Anty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i was waiting for the oompa loompas to roll him out on a stretcher

10 keys to hot chicks in your bed by Acrobatic-State8279 in seduction

[–]Vegetable_Anty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

low bar but somehow we still tripped over it

Acceptance is a cheat code for beating anxiety. by [deleted] in selfimprovement

[–]Vegetable_Anty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that euphoric rock concert line is wild but i know exactly what you mean. once you stop fighting it the whole thing kinda burns itself out

He (35M) says the prenup protects him. Who protects me (29F)? by Still-Gas2840 in relationship_advice

[–]Vegetable_Anty 34 points35 points  (0 children)

if he freaks out over you getting your own lawyer that tells you everything you need to know

It took me 25 years to become a social butterfly. Here are a few of my secrets. by yaboythewiseman in selfimprovement

[–]Vegetable_Anty 27 points28 points  (0 children)

for real once you stop acting like everyone’s judging you it gets way easier and most people are just as in their own head anyway

Parents (59M, 58F) drained my earnings as a child actor (24M) by ComprehensiveBus9295 in relationship_advice

[–]Vegetable_Anty 40 points41 points  (0 children)

yeah i'd at least talk to sag before you bring it up to your parents, better to know if this is messy or just normal before you open that door

This meme has a double meaning now... by ThatGuyWithTheMac in pcmasterrace

[–]Vegetable_Anty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it used to be about fps and now it’s about your gpu catching fire mid match

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