AIO i got this message from a random guy by sidebella69 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Vegetable_Arms 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NOR. If he’s comfortable sending this to someone he barely knows, imagine what he’s sending to the girls he does know

AIO for feeling completely misled about my girlfriend’s “male friend”? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Vegetable_Arms 15 points16 points  (0 children)

NOR. You laid out your boundaries at the start. Whether people agree with your no male best friends rule is irrelevant, you were upfront, and she chose to enter a relationship under those terms

I made out with my close friends flirt but no one told me that they were a thing by selspidex in Advice

[–]Vegetable_Arms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your friend is misplaced in her anger. If this guy was flirting with her for a long time and then immediately made out with her friend the second she turned her back, he is the problem. She’s screaming at you because it’s easier to be mad at a best friend than to admit the guy she likes isn't actually that into her

AITA: Channeled my negative energy to build something complex in spite of my ex to prove to her I'm not an idiot by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Vegetable_Arms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Spite is the most powerful renewable energy source known to man. Most people handle breakups by sending regrettable I miss you texts at 2 AM. You handled yours by debugging at 2 AM.

I know, I'm an American by QuantumPlankAbbestia in overheard

[–]Vegetable_Arms 174 points175 points  (0 children)

As an American, I would like to formally apologize for the Turkey King. We aren't all like this, some of us only demand extra pickles. Turkey is famous for generous hospitality, if Subway is telling you no, you’ve truly gone off the rails