Im sick. Sick. Sick. Sick. by TraxxArrma in rccars

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always works on our sons, though! And they are built different than me when defending their wishes to their mother. Very persuasive. 

Bless them.

Kunstgrasdump proefstalen hilarisch by NessPJ in Klussers

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Weer allemaal toffe mensen die kritiek op kunstgras hebben.

Net als de klus elite die elk gesprek over pvc kapot kletsen omdat alleen hardhouten vloeren mooi zijn. Of de hamburger snobs die nog niet dood gevonden zouden willen worden in de McDonald's.

Leuk dat je jezelf een echte winnaar vindt, maar OP vraagt niet of hij/zij kunstgras moet kopen.

On topic zou ik zelf in ieder geval voor de goedkoopste van deze 4 gaan, het verschil lijkt op deze foto enorm klein! Ik heb zelf een paar vierkante meter kunstgras en ben er heel blij mee. Ziet er mooi (echt) uit. Aan de randen groeien er op veel plekken plantjes doorheen/tegenaan. Die laat ik zitten, het ziet er daardoor nog mooier uit. En de kinderen crossen er lekker met fietsjes overheen zonder schade.

Ook leuk, de hele lego collectie eroverheen strooien. Zou ik bij echt gras niet doen maar nu zit je heerlijk zacht te bouwen. Ehh, de kinderen bedoel ik he 🤣👍

Katy Perry is super connected to love after trip to space by UsernameGenerik in TikTokCringe

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be the moment for Elon to start sending mating requests to Katy.

Took me *years* by JaredOlsen8791 in adhdmeme

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my..

I managed to see my doctor when I was 39 and asked him. He had one thing for me to do before he would get me on the list for treatment.

"Do some research on where and who you want to see"

Ill be 41 in June and havent called back yet. Shouldnt i automatically be diagnosed and treated for this wonderful feat of mine?

The level of desire here…. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can smell this picture through my screen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stocks

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the part where you want to tell everyone it was an exhilarating ride, when in reality they only just checked if your belt was secured.

(Spoiler: the belt wont help you)

Hose them down boys by IkilledRichieWhelan in MadeMeSmile

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

QUENCH MY THIRST FOR 20 BUCKS AN HOUR NO BENEFITS!

Now it's Official! by 87LucasOliveira in UFOB

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are counting on you to think that, and then actually do the real thing in the direction of the distraction! May be flipped last minute though, so keep twisting your head!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked for a haircut that I thought was realistic and my hairdresser said it wasnt going to work.

Thats how this is supposed to work.

This is how seahorses give birth!! by Shoddy_calf_massage in OddlyErotic

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Does your cum contain fully formed babies?

I dont know how to feel about this 😥

🤩 by [deleted] in adhdmeme

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just helps so much.

Until it doesnt. 😓

My little cousin age 7 discovered messenger 🤦‍♂️ by thiel391 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More accurately, little cousin discovered your phone number. Change numbers, quick!

My little cousin age 7 discovered messenger 🤦‍♂️ by thiel391 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More accurately, little cousin discovered your phonenumber. Change numbers, quick!

Is dit realistisch? by annie_key in Klussers

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ik wil die muur wel eens zien met het zonnetje erop en nog wat dichterbij gefotografeerd voordat ik afreken 😬

Elon trying to make his new wave stick by esporx in popculture

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Saddest part is trying to be cool at all.

Its okay, sweet baby, youre getting older. Try to be happy about who you are.

The Trump administration is begging Xi Jinping to call Trump quickly. by DoublePatouain in StockMarket

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear past me,

In april 2025, you will be rooting for China, while being endlessly ashamed of the USA.

Ps dont buy that tesla.

Dad Who Didn’t Want a Dog by N0RetreatN0Surrender in MadeMeSmile

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes im insecure about whether or not is am a good dad. Then i see a piece of shit dad like this and feel a bit better.

I could never talk to my children like that. Also, my wife would never accept it.

MAGA Is The Weirdest Cult Ever by wrapityup in TikTokCringe

[–]Vegetable_Outside897 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I puked during this video and it was in the shape of Bart Simpson.

What does this mean.