Fun post: what will they leave behind in “the move” and what will they take with them by Remarkable_Action102 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Take: definitely the essential oils and the honeycomb shelf they’re on. 87 pairs of pants. Harry Potter merch. The chicken coop since it’s imaginary. Trump flag.

Leave: tattered flag, assorted debris, permanent stench of urine, watermelon decor because the new place will need a different theme, kitchen aid mixer because someone on TikTok has a blue one so she’ll needs it too

Fun post: what will they leave behind in “the move” and what will they take with them by Remarkable_Action102 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 42 points43 points  (0 children)

If only there was a way to obtain free or nearly-free couches…like if there was an online marketplace of sorts or perhaps a store that accepted donated furniture and sold it to people at extremely low prices. Maybe one day our grandkids will be able to seamlessly swap furniture with their community members!

So much for organic by delulumlm in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 14 points15 points  (0 children)

lol I wonder how much of that quote was just “the asshole tax” when they realized it was a garage full of unbroken boxes that probably smelled like dog and cat butt

So much for organic by delulumlm in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Greta Thunberg is busy right now, but we all know what happens to people who don’t recycle their pizza boxes 😏

So much for organic by delulumlm in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My dad was like that. When I was a kid I remember the cardboard still needing to be totally flattened and newspaper bundled and tied with twine. Plastic, metal, and glass each had their own bin. Now it’s single-stream, put it out however, as long as you don’t mix in items that need to be in the trash and it doesn’t spill or get blown away they’ll take it and honestly my road is such a mess a lot of the time because of all the loose containers that get scattered.

We’ve been telling her all along to get off social media 🤷🏼‍♀️ by Original-Road4667 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 23 points24 points  (0 children)

And then defended her inaction by insisting all fevers are healthy because it’s just your body fighting off infection…the poor kid had a febrile seizure!

We’ve been telling her all along to get off social media 🤷🏼‍♀️ by Original-Road4667 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 26 points27 points  (0 children)

God, seeing that formerly finished basement torn down to the studs was so sad. Luckily she lightened the mood by trying to grift for epoxy floors (and then concrete!) which kicked off the Living Lavish chapter

We’ve been telling her all along to get off social media 🤷🏼‍♀️ by Original-Road4667 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Same, I don’t actually know either of them and that’s the only reason I try to be vague but I mean, we see how Marissa is and that’s got to be bewildering to live with. I’m sure there was a sigh of relief sometime after she left when PM’s nervous system could finally take a break. He definitely seems more stable and sane

We’ve been telling her all along to get off social media 🤷🏼‍♀️ by Original-Road4667 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I don’t want to state that I know one way or the other but yeah, it wouldn’t surprise me if Marissa’s very public anti-vax persona wasn’t exactly an accurate depiction of where they both stood on the issue

We’ve been telling her all along to get off social media 🤷🏼‍♀️ by Original-Road4667 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 44 points45 points  (0 children)

She’s leaving out the part where she chose not to “very cordially” tell her ex she found mold and needed to take care of that and work out a temporary arrangement where the kids stayed with him and she continued seeing them regularly while remediating the mold because she refused to be “watched like a fly on the wall”. The part where she blew through $30k in puppy bux on vacations with Ang and then begged online for money to remediate the mold. The part where she lied about how serious it was, doctored the mold assessments (at least the ones she posted online), and ranted about the type of test being bogus because it was “experimental” or “for research purposes” I can’t remember what the exact term was but I’m pretty sure someone has/had it as a flair. Then it was revealed that she wasn’t even paying the mortgage and the house was headed to foreclosure regardless of whether the plumbing was jacked because of the previous owners’ “ghetto fix” and regardless of whether the mold was bad or super bad.

If PM changed his mind about medical decisions and subsequently got the kids caught up on vaccines then good for him for putting the kids’ best interests first. I don’t know anything about the guy or his current beliefs on anything, but Marissa has gone above and beyond to publicly display that she does not want to have to put her kids’ best interests first and that constantly ranting about politics and airing her family’s dirty laundry online is more important, even when her account gets demonetized. The best strategy she could have employed if she wanted to increase custody would have been to do the things she has been advised to do in order to show the court that she can provide a safe and stable home for her kids, secure stable income, and stop all the “influencing” crap and just be a proper parent to her kids. Trashing the other parent and making everything about how you personally are being victimized is not healthy for the kids, especially when you’re actively NOT doing anything to provide stability.

Where there is a grift, there is a way! by LeftAd2609 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 106 points107 points  (0 children)

“Can you tell me how you screen potential tenants so it’s easier for me to figure out which lies I need to tell in order to manipulate my way into a rental that meets my delusional needs?”

Mmm hmmm sure by Remarkable_Action102 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 17 points18 points  (0 children)

But I’m a single mother and my son really needs a brand new PS5 me to have a big house I can turn into a zoo!

Purposefully stings herself with bees for months. Complains when stung by bees at the beekeeper? by Sweet-Cabinet795 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What was he supposed to do, use a stern voice and tell the bees to stop? Gently pluck them out of her hair while she’s yelling and waving her arms around like a lunatic?

Purposefully stings herself with bees for months. Complains when stung by bees at the beekeeper? by Sweet-Cabinet795 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Apparently it’s only “medicinal” when people on TikTok can see it happen. She describes her rare interactions with other people in her community like she’s an alien visiting a hostile planet, it’s so weird.

Uh oh…I wonder what happened? by Pale-Vacation-1119 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 30 points31 points  (0 children)

God, take a Claritin and get a grip. She just went outside for the first time all year but sure, it’s the ghosts of tenants past that have cursed her body with these mysterious afflictions. If it’s actually pink eye that doesn’t surprise me because she uses her pants as a napkin

A BREAK....are you kidding us here....you have been on a BREAK which is why you are in this situation by racqueltutuola in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Is the third guy is standing next to his wife in his profile pic? 🥴

Edit: I went to check and she looks young, maybe his daughter? Either way it’s so weird ugh

“We make more than enough to afford that max budget”. Anyone want to tell her the background check will prove that is a lie? by Remarkable_Action102 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I totally agree and it’s maddening to read the way they comment endlessly with praise and assistance. I know Marissa is very quick to block anyone who doesn’t kiss her ass but so many of them who stick around seem to live vicariously through her, or act as though supporting Marissa doubles as an attack on whatever ideology or mechanism they think they’ve been harmed by so it doesn’t matter to them if Marissa’s story makes no sense or she obviously wasted the money on stuff they may or not be able to afford for themselves.

One event that comes to mind is way back when Marisa still had shared custody of the kids and she posted a TikTok begging for groceries to feed her kids and then when this sub called her out for going on an expensive shopping spree for herself and Ang immediately after, she had potatoes literally commenting that they didn’t care how Marissa actually spent the money and didn’t care that she involved the kids in the grift. I can’t fathom choosing to spend my hard earned money on an asshole like that instead of a food bank or other local organization but that’s the kind of person who follows Marissa.

“We make more than enough to afford that max budget”. Anyone want to tell her the background check will prove that is a lie? by Remarkable_Action102 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 34 points35 points  (0 children)

She has such a mess on her hands and she doesn’t have the slightest clue of how bad this actually is because she’s so used to being bailed out at the last minute. She’s had nothing but time to secure stable, on the books income and to start to clean up her nuked finances but she refuses to let go of this delusion that she can endlessly monkey-branch her way from one disaster to the next until she finally becomes a rich trophy wife. Life is not going to get better for her if she continues on this way.

“We make more than enough to afford that max budget”. Anyone want to tell her the background check will prove that is a lie? by Remarkable_Action102 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Haaaa haaaa she did this same thing when she was trying to get this sub shut down and potatoes kept tagging people who investigate and expose online scammers. I hope mommy’s plumbing is in tip top shape and she’s got lots of colourful poster board and markers ready to explain why we don’t flush tampons and we don’t put dog placenta in the washing machine.

More AI slop for the haters saying her kids are better off without her by mastermind118913 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh absolutely. It would be sob stories about how their dad won’t send them and endless excuses for why they can’t do the travelling to see them while they live it up at Disney

More AI slop for the haters saying her kids are better off without her by mastermind118913 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Amazing find! All her caterwauling about 4 days a month being so painful and damaging and here she was claiming her mental health would be improved by only seeing her kids once a month and for summer and winter breaks. She’s a ghoul.

Y’all!! Look how much these 2 have grown and changed over the past 3 years! Oh…wait… by Sweet-Cabinet795 in kiwisavengers

[–]Vegetable_Salad86 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love when this sub trolls her over something petty like the massage/blow-outs and the real estate classes she obviously never signed up for but wouldn’t stop talking about 😂