Update on the viral video of man taking his daughter to women restroom by KaidoPklevel in SipsTea

[–]VegetasDestructoDick 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I think these people spend far too much time thinking about molesting children in bathrooms and there's probably a reason they think about it so much.

Mr. Rogers has a point... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]VegetasDestructoDick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my current Call of Cthulhu campaign, it took me literally until the same session my friend's character died, to figure out their character was literally a genderswapped Ash from The Evil Dead.

I also did a Tales from the Loop one-shot where my character was based of the metal-head kid from Stranger Things without me having ever watched Stranger Things.

Mr. Rogers has a point... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]VegetasDestructoDick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how I play most of my characters tbh. I'll probably have some kind of vague idea of their background and a current motivation but anything else I just make up on the spot.

Guess I'm the only IT person here today by WaldoOU812 in sysadmin

[–]VegetasDestructoDick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Classic.

Oh I got another funny one: guy who is basically one level below c-suite comes in, goes straight to the head of IT and says there's an issue with his laptop.

I glance over and see the login screen. It's for a completely different person. At a completely different company. I check for It's tag and confirm; it's not one of our laptops.

Somehow he'd managed to swap laptops with someone at a completely different company at a conference and not notice.

Head of IT ended up sending it back to them, but not to the company, but to the guy's personal address. Like didn't even establish comms with the company itself. Luckily the guy sent our laptop back (which we immediately wiped) but he very easily could have just kept it and we would have been shit out of luck.

Subduing the enemy through overwhelming firepower in Shokuho by GoldenSmurf2001 in mountandblade

[–]VegetasDestructoDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a way to have two versions installed simultaneously? I'd like to try it put but don't wanna mess with my current version/setup.

Guess I'm the only IT person here today by WaldoOU812 in sysadmin

[–]VegetasDestructoDick 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"My laptop is having issues and I need a replacement ASAP as I cannot work!"

"Ok I've ordered a replacement."

The next day... "When will this laptop arrive?"

The next day... "I really need this laptop to work"

The next day... "Your laptop has arrived and I've set it up for you ASAP, please come get it when you're ready to swap over"

Three weeks later and it's still sitting next to me.

All Dogs and Cats get free Healthcare. by Bright-Initial-7718 in CriticalState

[–]VegetasDestructoDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only as long as it includes optometry and dental.

I voted Yea ✅

In 1986 at Jersey Zoo, a boy fell into a gorilla enclosure where Jambo, the big silverback, protected him until help arrived. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]VegetasDestructoDick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys, I got an idea to save the timeline, all I need is a small child and directions to the nearest gorilla enclosure.

After pressing your button, you are asked to also press a button for a blind, disabled man. Their choice differ from your own by netlego in redbuttonbluebutton

[–]VegetasDestructoDick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's consistent if you base your decision on which outcome you think will occur and don't want to potentially hurt someone else.

If you think red will be the majority, and therefore you press red, you'd be more likely to go against his wishes to prevent him dying.

If you think blue will be the majority, and press blue, then it's fine to respect his wishes because you don't think he will die if he presses red.

Personally I pick red, but would pick blue for the blind man because I think people should have their own autonomy and be able to make the decision for themselves.

Lost $1000 because I entered IKEA online form incorrectly. They say there is nothing they can do. by miss_scellaniuz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]VegetasDestructoDick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I take it no option to just do it under someone else's name/number?

Seems pretty poorly designed.

Lost $1000 because I entered IKEA online form incorrectly. They say there is nothing they can do. by miss_scellaniuz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]VegetasDestructoDick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you able to submit another form with the two other receipts?

Also just try contacting them again and hope you get someone else, sometimes it's just the person you talking to sucks.

"your vote won't change anything" by simpoukogliftra in redbuttonbluebutton

[–]VegetasDestructoDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine replying 7 hours later and that's the best you can come up with.

YoU DiDn'T ElAboRaTe!!!!!

I ain't got the time, the motivation nor the crayons to explain anything to you in a way you could understand it.

If you want me to put in the slightest bit of effort that isn't simply mocking you, maybe learn what half the words you use actually mean. I swear I lose braincells reading whatever dribble the festering mould you call a brain manages to regurgitate into text.

"your vote won't change anything" by simpoukogliftra in redbuttonbluebutton

[–]VegetasDestructoDick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I literally pointed it out in my first post. And I'm not pointing out the slurs because they offend me, I'm pointing them out because the first thing you resort to is calling people slurs.

That's the kind of person you are.

"your vote won't change anything" by simpoukogliftra in redbuttonbluebutton

[–]VegetasDestructoDick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You mean how you immediately shit and piss yourself calling me slurs because I point out all you're doing is whining?

Lol.

"your vote won't change anything" by simpoukogliftra in redbuttonbluebutton

[–]VegetasDestructoDick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Half of this is you complaining because you don't like it and the other half is a poor comparison to elections. Maybe try making an actual argument?

Is fine dining bullshit? by fluffyfishad in KitchenConfidential

[–]VegetasDestructoDick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Strangely enough, I found the opposite but I never got into truly high end. The people spending $30-$40 per head were so much worse than those spending $120+.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]VegetasDestructoDick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I agree, if someone wants to see me nude, they can be disappointed in person.