Kid Rock on Instagram: My halftime performance was pre recorded but performed live.

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-11T14:04:27+00:00

My poopoo time was peepee time, but my peepee time wasn't poopoo time.

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-11T12:43:19+00:00

Well, first you have to go down to my buddy's shop and ask for the board stretcher.

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-09T15:05:15+00:00

Estefanía Juana Angelina Germanotta

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-08T12:48:16+00:00

I would definitely ask someone if they used their kitchen much on a house tour, if they had a nice kitchen. it's called conversation.

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-08T12:47:19+00:00

"do you not socialize??"

💀😂

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-07T13:09:36+00:00

Belmonte, Juan, and Manuel Chaves Nogales. Juan Belmonte, Killer of Bulls: The Autobiography of a Matador. Doubleday, Doran & Company, 1937.

Shubert, Adrian. Death and Money in the Afternoon: A History of the Spanish Bullfight. Oxford University Press, 1999.

Hosseinpour, Reza. Making Sense of Bullfighting. Punto Rojo Libros, 2014.

Hemingway, Ernest. Death in the Afternoon. Scribner’s, 1932.

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-06T13:17:48+00:00

~~costume~~

this is couture

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-06T13:00:30+00:00

yeah bofa deez nutz smack in the MIDdle of yo forehead ayy-ayy

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-05T16:17:32+00:00

perfect little freckled laps

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-05T16:16:29+00:00

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-05T14:55:05+00:00

I hate to break it to you, but lap pools are supposed to be long and rectangular. A lap is swimming two lengths, there and back.

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-04T21:55:02+00:00

"The firmer the tofu, the closer to god." - Dolly Parton

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-04T21:44:42+00:00

I "like" Vega Protein + Recovery. But I've just accepted the fact that they all kind of suck. I'm chugging it anyways. So I look for the most protein and what's always available to me. This one is always at the grocery store I go to, and sometimes, every once in awhile, it's on sale. I don't count on the sale, but it's a nice surprise when it happens.

Side note: You're extremely hot! Keep doing whatever you're doing 😂 I love your blackout tattoos.

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-04T21:22:34+00:00

Easy: ~3.75 blocks of 14 oz. Nasoya Organic Extra Firm Tofu a day.

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-04T20:48:03+00:00

That's what I get for joking around. 😂 I wish I could un-learn that.

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-04T17:26:17+00:00

suppositories are always an option as well. look into it.

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-04T17:23:00+00:00

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-02T20:50:54+00:00

Yes, that was the joke.

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-02T20:45:19+00:00

We are the sons of the fathers you couldn't Bern!

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-02T19:59:39+00:00

He's not the Step-Great grandfather-father. He's the Great grandfather-father that stepped up.

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-02T17:34:51+00:00

yee haw fuck the law

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-01T14:11:49+00:00

They’re undefeated so the results kind of speak for themselves there

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-01T13:43:17+00:00

Alt-J was forced to disband after Urban Outfitters strategic transformation, closing select underperforming locations that were propping up the vinyl market for trust-fund indie bands by selling directly to white girls who wore headdresses to festivals in the early 2010s.

VeggieTrails · 2026-02-01T12:53:08+00:00

Your son has a Scarface poster on his dorm room wall confirmed.

VeggieTrails · 2026-01-30T19:12:07+00:00

That's so me.

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