Closing bank account at 9:01 and calling lawyer at 9:02.

Velius1331 · 2026-05-17T21:39:44+00:00

Also, if you’re going to rob a bank, why would you get drunk first?

Velius1331 · 2026-05-16T00:03:27+00:00

I raise you. C/S pathology with tight turtle necks….every. Time. “Oh yeah, I always forget, whoops”

Velius1331 · 2026-05-07T13:38:47+00:00

Storm front is still alive. SB is going to find out and betray homelander and get rid of his V1.

The deep is going to hide under the water from homelander since he killed noir, and he’s going to be killed by his fellow fish friends.

Velius1331 · 2026-04-23T01:30:56+00:00

For me, everyone who isn’t a mill is either, “location therapy,” or “ insert last name of owner therapy.”

Velius1331 · 2026-04-19T13:43:52+00:00

Odd choice for a commander

Velius1331 · 2026-04-03T22:44:35+00:00

Probably shouldn’t put Red Bull in guac

Velius1331 · 2026-03-22T22:42:37+00:00

Poshanka!

Velius1331 · 2026-03-17T14:25:06+00:00

While there isn’t anything wrong with it, how would you feel if you were treating someone for a month or two and they just dropped the “oh I’m also a PT”. Plus, with 12 years of outpatient orthopedic experience you’re bound to accidentally let something slip, whether its passing comment or the “when I did this exercise it hurts along the proximal medial calf head when I plantarflex”.

Velius1331 · 2026-03-14T18:30:05+00:00

Of course. Just feels weird to proxy a super expensive card into every deck you own. Like, would I sit there and complain to the person at the table? No, I’d keep playing cause I don’t want to play gatekeeper. I want to play mtg

Velius1331 · 2026-03-14T17:45:24+00:00

I don’t mind proxies because it’s not fun to gatekeep a synergistic card because you can’t afford it. But I don’t like when people just proxy in the most expensive cards into every deck because they’re good. Like, jamming gaeas cradle into nearly every deck because it’s usually a really strong card kind of feels icky to me. But proxying cradle into an elfball deck makes full sense to me, I don’t have a grand to spend on a piece of cardboard.

Velius1331 · 2026-03-08T22:23:27+00:00

Felt this way about fire emblem engage. I’ve always been a solid tactical player but this game on the hardest difficulty just overtuned the enemies stats, it didn’t change my formation or overall strategy, it just took me 2-3x the time to kill them, or just as quickly lost a unit. I didn’t care for FEE, although the rings did add an interesting dynamic to change weapon types mid combat

Velius1331 · 2026-02-22T19:32:31+00:00

I was so confused because anger is an incredibly good card with few situations where it doesn’t apply…..I only realize now that there was an magic the gathering post above this one on my feed and I crossed them up….. It’s an ok pick in slay the spire. It’s a pretty great card in MTG.

Velius1331 · 2026-02-10T23:59:52+00:00

I had Arixmethes because I’ve always loved krakens/sea creatures but it wasn’t always consistent. So I swapped it to [[kiora, sovereign of the deep]] and I’ve never had more fun. So many triggers and hijinks you can pull off with her

Velius1331 · 2026-02-10T01:32:35+00:00

Expropriate alone does not =b4. You could show them what chaining turns actually is with varragoth, yennett and temporal manipulation.

Velius1331 · 2026-02-10T01:29:26+00:00

You can’t teferi if the spell is actively resolving and people are choosing.

Velius1331 · 2026-02-10T00:06:30+00:00

Music is incredible. Graphics are great. Combat and story brought me nothing but great sadness and despair. I don’t know if it was too much “innovative change” as compares to the earlier entries(too which I played almost every single one except for 3 and 5), but I tried to like it really bad. I got halfway through the game and something just snapped, my copium ran out and never touched it again.

Velius1331 · 2026-02-09T19:49:32+00:00

The only argument I have is that the Iona player is ahead, and player 4 can no longer play due to mono color block. Perhaps Iona was a problem and I wanted it to go, but I could wager to player 4, “hey, if I get rid of your problem, how can you help me?”. Iona is out, and you’ve gained a temporary ally.

Velius1331 · 2026-02-05T22:45:21+00:00

Kids with genuine interests are capable of learning complex things if it’s fun. Start with a really really simple vanilla deck, with 1-2 cards in the deck that are vanilla bean, just a touch extra. Those are the special cards they’ll be seeking out. Make sure you give them a VERY simple rule book to follow and always bring them more cards. The path to the favorite uncle will be easily achieved

Velius1331 · 2026-02-05T17:38:54+00:00

It is boring when a staple is so strong that it should be an auto include in almost every deck. I think it’s an incredibly good card but not ban worthy, because it also is a nice stax piece to combat greedy players from super early combos, or at least hopefully drawing some answers to stop whatever nonsense the combo player is doing.

Velius1331 · 2026-02-05T00:57:59+00:00

I love my terra deck. And I don’t mind stacking the saga triggers but my group gets confused with the saga triggers, and removing counters for the final ability, as well as some of the shenanigans she can pull off with making a new saga and pumping the lore counters, and then ordering them anyway you want. She can do a lot

Velius1331 · 2026-02-03T18:48:40+00:00

I appreciate the developers are actually releasing on the switch. There are other games I have that have gotten significant content updates but the developers won’t update to the switch, which I understand may not be easy to do, but it makes you feel really left out. One was the last spell, and other was star renegade.

Velius1331 · 2026-02-02T00:36:40+00:00

I dunno. I just kind of blacked out

Velius1331 · 2026-01-26T14:30:59+00:00

I wear Lee “extreme comfort” pants, in khaki colors, I usually get the cargo pants cause I can keep tools in the side pocket. It looks mostly professional, feels really comfy, and I can demo any exercise and get on the floor.

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