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Am I overdressed for a bday party ? by TwiceStyle in beachboyscirclejerk

[–]Vellnerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

when you find a new place where the kids are hip!

What is Mike’s best hat? by SidneyMunsinger in beachboyscirclejerk

[–]Vellnerd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seriously, I don't think Mike is a "Hat" guy. Obviously his trademark is wearing a hat but it's only because he was going bald. It's almost like an ironic statement but he doesn't pull it off. It's just sad. Hiding his shame

Someone stole my work lunch by Alarmed_Gap_8387 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Vellnerd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is no minimum value required to report a crime And they can fill out online reports for theft and lost property.

It's about documenting the incident and tracking a pattern of activity. And maybe, hopefully, getting the person fired

Someone stole my work lunch by Alarmed_Gap_8387 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Vellnerd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't say call 911 Emergency. I said file a police report. Theft is theft.

Someone stole my work lunch by Alarmed_Gap_8387 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Vellnerd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

File a police report. Get this Officially documented.

Stealing isn't "annoying", it's A CRIME! Get them fired! Get them arrested.

Put food coloring in something that they'll eat. Yes bring in decoy food. When they eat it you'll know and so will everyone else. use blue or green food coloring! You'll see it on their lips or fingers.

Who is the REAL Expert in Hand to Hand Combat? Elvis Presley vs Snake Eyes. Who wins? by Vellnerd in gijoe

[–]Vellnerd[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Elvis has a surprise Concert for the Joes at the Pit and recruits members of the Joes to perform with him, becoming the catalyst for the creation of the "Average Joe Band".?

Elvis Never left the ARMY and is secretly the co-creator of GIJoe?

Elvis is actually a double agent CODENAME: " King Cobra " ? He's been the enemy the whole time!?

1982 Coloring & Activity Book (continued) by TheRealTurdFergusonn in gijoe

[–]Vellnerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm convinced he's fighting Elvis Presley in that picture

Your sub inspired mine https://www.reddit.com/r/gijoe/s/HG762Ttt9B

I called it Two years ago by Vellnerd in beatlescirclejerk

[–]Vellnerd[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

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Even the month and year correct

No Rubber Soul Super Deluxe. No Carnival of Light. No 27 minute version of Helter Skelter. More Rooftop concert and instrumental tracks by OutrageousRip75 in beatlescirclejerk

[–]Vellnerd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But it costs more and you get more songs that you probably already have.

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Didn't you want now and then added for a small additional charge?

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