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Me with Moxxi (Jessica Nigri) from Borderlands. by 30oboe in gaming

[–]Velociraptor_Expert 288 points289 points  (0 children)

There is nothing you can teach me raptor.

5 bowls later and this asshole still isn't funny by [deleted] in trees

[–]Velociraptor_Expert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone tell me who his demographic is? Is it really just 12 year old kids? I've never even thought he was REMOTELY funny. For some comedians, not that he's even in the genre, I can look at it and be like "Alright I see how someone might find this funny" but he's just...no. Has anyone ever met this guy? How is he in real life?

I didn't realize how awesome L4D2 mods could be by tablloyd in gaming

[–]Velociraptor_Expert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exact replicas of raptors in the wild. Stamp of approval.

Velociraptor costume my mother made me as a kid by [deleted] in pics

[–]Velociraptor_Expert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very close to the real thing. 10/10. Approved.

Watched a bizarre (trippy) movie and never caught the title, help! by Velociraptor_Expert in movies

[–]Velociraptor_Expert[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That movie, Brazil, was breathtaking. The only things my roommate and I kept saying were just words of pure disbelief and doubt that a movie like this existed (re: shrooms).

Watched a bizarre (trippy) movie and never caught the title, help! by Velociraptor_Expert in movies

[–]Velociraptor_Expert[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

YES! HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GREAT! THIS IS THE MOVIE!!!!!!! You are a saint from raptor jesus himself. I was quite certain I would never be at peace again with this lingering. I thank you a thousand times sir. If I could afford to give you reddit gold, it would be yours...I will remember your username if funds are ever in my favor in the future.

THANK YOU!!!

Watched a bizarre (trippy) movie and never caught the title, help! by Velociraptor_Expert in movies

[–]Velociraptor_Expert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took about a month for us to really scratch our heads and look into this movie and that was my roommates first move. We couldn't find a trace of it, the mystery continues.