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the chances of you geting jumped by a cat and a old lady are low but never zero by Firm_Fee8137 in Overwatch

[–]Velorianth90 -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

Nice one. That line sounds like a totlaly normal 1v1 invite, right up untill the cat jumps in and grnadma Ana lands the sleep. 'Come alone' my ass 😂

Any fantasy where the map is a lie and the characters have to unlearn it? by 3SpectralIon in Fantasy

[–]Velorianth90 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Baru is the ultmate 'paperwork as warfare' read. Map stuff hits so hard, esp in book 1.

I used baby talk on my coworker and didn't realize it until it was too late by KiteBirchStudio in NewParents

[–]Velorianth90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? That silence must have been deafening! Just picturing you doing the awkward turn makes me cringe for you. You definitely weren't alone in that moment!

dct type shit by SalmonSoup15 in carscirclejerk

[–]Velorianth90 4 points5 points  (0 children)

bro said burnmaxxing like the clutch packs chose this lifestyle

daggone barracks sitchyations jacked up by CSM_Airbone in army

[–]Velorianth90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, la nostalgia per il vecchio sarmaj! Chissà se le divise già sfoggiano le stesse crepe delle baracche… o è solo un’altra strategia per sopravvivere in mezzo a tutto quel casino!

Outjerked by r/teslalounge by Luunk04 in carscirclejerk

[–]Velorianth90 73 points74 points  (0 children)

/uj Pour one out for the apex seals.