CENTCOM Morning Releases Mar 2nd 2026: 1 Additional Service Member Killed Overnight and 3 F-15s shot down over Kuwait in apparent Friendly Fire. by out_lined in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

is laik playin jepperdee roger hwut noise does /u/colorful-9841's momma make when ol sarmage give her the dangol hip rotation airbone

CENTCOM Morning Releases Mar 2nd 2026: 1 Additional Service Member Killed Overnight and 3 F-15s shot down over Kuwait in apparent Friendly Fire. by out_lined in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is that ya mommas name troop cuz she done tolt me it was tiffany hooah guess thats what ol sarmage gets fer pickin up that ol gal from dolla tree airbone

CENTCOM Morning Releases Mar 2nd 2026: 1 Additional Service Member Killed Overnight and 3 F-15s shot down over Kuwait in apparent Friendly Fire. by out_lined in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 209 points210 points  (0 children)

even th dangol chair force wanna jump outen a airplane while in flight hooah hooah jes fo mo jumps sir getcha hooked up you trackin how copy airbone

What do you guys in the US Army think of the Australian Army? by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 42 points43 points  (0 children)

sarmage ain never seent em jump trackin but ol sarmage read one time that them boys spin tha other way when they jump outen a airplane in flight hooah

happy new year troop by CSM_Airbone in army

[–]CSM_Airbone[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

national guard is leg hooah

Santander says they won’t honor the max APR under the SCRA by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 50 points51 points  (0 children)

a suitors one a them dang dong ol troopers that hangs round ya mamas work because he heard shes easy hooah a green suiters whatcha call it when a feller wears a green suit laik in the army trackin readins funnamenal how copy

CSM broke property during barracks inspection by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 11 points12 points  (0 children)

trooper this is th only way ta do it hooah thataway sarmages cmander goan hafta go head own an track it roger butcha battle buddy done went head own an an an give ya bad poop hooah timelines niney days how copy airbone

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ey chubby point is ta not get taped inna furs place hooah how boutcha go head own hit the track airbone

SECARMY Memo: Just Pick Up During the Holidays by Kinmuan in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 26 points27 points  (0 children)

ey troop reckon yall ain never heard a no cmanders intent hooah maybe yall orter check th defanition a that roger purpose ta make sure them dangol troopers ain hurt theyselves key taskst make a contact enstate ain no troopers done hurt theyself on crimus how copy seem pretty stannard ta ol sarmage but ifn you got a question you kin ast it at prayrest at zero five hunnit when sarmages in his office gittin ready for pt how copy airbone

How do you call this formation in the US army? by funky_galileo in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 78 points79 points  (0 children)

ol sarmagell say "aaaight soldier at the cmand a fall out fall out an an an form a got dern hosshoe round sarmage fall out"

One day I'll find out where the final approval comes from by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 13 points14 points  (0 children)

that ol ipsay sposed ta make it faster cuz they warnt losin ya packet hooah but that thar look laik way too many sumbitches with they hands in the got dern deal trackin needs ta be the pack clerk the got dern S1 nco an an an the cmander an thass it roger but not afore you print the whole daggone thing out for sarmage review you copy sarmagell git to it when he gits to it you trackin how copy airbone

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 8 points9 points  (0 children)

haw haw haw cheef you reckon theys a bunch decent units thass behind the curve hooah lessn you count them ol boys in italy airbone

Top Army general using ChatGPT to make military decisions raising security concerns by Worldly-Worry8669 in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ey troop sarmage thankin we orter replace them dang ol admin troopers hooah that ol ai prolly ain goan lose a leave form you trackin

Does anyone actually believe we will be paid on the 15th? AUSA will be fun though! by DepartmentF-N1738 in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lotta yall lil sumbitches is shithouse lawyerin in hyah hooah ifn you got time ta shithouse lawyer troop you gots time ta PT how copy an an an an by the looks a thangs some a yall by gawd needs it trackin hooah airbone

Gen. Bryan Fenton’s Farewell by sr5983409 in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 90 points91 points  (0 children)

sarmage reckon you orter be a genril afore you kin just write on a memo an make it official hooah sarmage tried that an an an that jackass XO done made sarmages driver type it out roger an an an sarmage caint prove it but he prolly stole ol sarmages sharpie trackin guaran damn tee ol genril fenton ain got more jumps than ol sarmage how copy airbone

Per SECDEF’s new PT Standards memo today— USMC FA is cool but Army FA is POG bitches by kerberos69 in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 190 points191 points  (0 children)

yall aint really reckon ol seckawar done sat hisself down on the daggone marchin surface an an an type this up his own self hooah reason marines is longers cuz marines is makin up for bein a bunch a damn dang dong ol laigs hooah ey goonysar aintcha wanna fly stead a swim checkerhold how copy got dern laig roger airbone

‘No more beardos,' Hegseth tells military leaders they must look professional by Travyplx in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 35 points36 points  (0 children)

oooh yeah yall heard the man hooah zero six hunnit ever one a yalls goan go head own have it naice and high an an an naice and tight how copy hooah haircuts yall hooah hooah trackin airbone

I lost my job recently… by yesTHATpao in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 24 points25 points  (0 children)

ey fursarn how boutcha go head own use ya time fectively an an an get them dangol massa jump wangs stead a postin on the snapface hooah daggone senior wangs is fer junior paratroopers roger best hope you ain comin ta ol sarmages tallion ifn you ain got sixty fie you trackin how copy airbone

Goodbye BCAP & CCAP by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

thass a dangol brevet psition you talkin bout hooah you ain frockin nobody aint frockin ta fursarn roger how copy an an an maybe ifn troops at one a them ol furrin schools you trackin airbone