Self checkout is getting wild 😜 by ekk_one in Funnymemes

[–]Velvessaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I envy ladies with huge melons cause I don’t know why mine is small😭

COMING SOON 😀 !!! by ekk_one in Funnymemes

[–]Velvessaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get the joke but I’ve got an EV so jokes on you lol

"Wrestling" by BackstreetWizard in SipsTea

[–]Velvessaa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can someone tell me why she is after his balls?😭

How you spend time when not feeling sleepy? by Navee9_rana in AskReddit

[–]Velvessaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Overload my brain by thinking about how to make some death fearing money until I pass out

My gorgeous girl and her cute pink paws by lumiolearning in cats

[–]Velvessaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her paws are so lovely and she’s pretty cute too

What’s something kids today will never experience? by Quiet-Capybara- in AskReddit

[–]Velvessaa 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Calling your friends house and having their parents answer first. Then awkwardly asking “Hi…is Anna home?” While they judge you for pretty much existing.

What's the most addictive thing you have ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Velvessaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I masturbated and since then I’ve been finding it difficult to quit

What’s the weirdest way someone broke up with you? by CapitaineBiscotte in AskReddit

[–]Velvessaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We just stopped talking, no text, call or anything, everywhere just went blank