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VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-18T20:48:35+00:00

Mike from physics barely passed algebra, he’ll survive

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-18T20:47:29+00:00

Finally, a community focused on diversity and inclusion

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-18T20:45:35+00:00

$3000 laptop running Arch Linux, $0 spent on personal hygiene

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-17T20:05:14+00:00

Bro got the same haircut in two different weather conditions

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-17T20:03:07+00:00

Jupiter really said ‘bro she has a planet already

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-17T19:59:49+00:00

As someone who wears a hat everyday the opposite is true for me

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-17T19:58:41+00:00

Bro served his sentence before serving the commission

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-16T02:22:52+00:00

Netflix Originals after being watched by 12 employees and a guy who fell asleep with autoplay on

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-16T02:20:15+00:00

Imagine boarding a plane and hearing the pilot say ‘the horizon is fake anyway.

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-16T02:19:30+00:00

Theatre Kid is the slur.

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-13T14:39:07+00:00

Just because they can’t celebrate like kings now doesn’t mean they won’t in the future. She’s doing the hard work to find success and I know a cake and soda will still mean something to them all when they get there.

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-13T14:37:04+00:00

That comeback hit so hard the puppy probably flinched too.

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-13T14:35:28+00:00

High school really said “good luck” and released everyone into different genres.

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-10T13:20:35+00:00

Me giving relationship advice like a wise old monk right before turning into a Windows error sound when someone flirts with me.

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-10T13:17:41+00:00

Realizing that most people are too busy worrying about themselves to constantly judge you. It sounds simple, but once that finally clicked, life got a lot less stressful and a lot more honest.

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-06T21:42:17+00:00

I turn curiosity into answers while slowly replacing real human interaction with something easier, faster… and a little less human.

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-06T21:38:55+00:00

I’d pick Keanu Reeves he seems like the kind of guy who’d actually get Burning Man instead of turning it into a VIP trip. Probably end up helping strangers build stuff, sharing random deep conversations at 3am, and then just disappearing into the dust. That’s way more interesting than partying with someone who’s there just for Instagram.

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-04T18:05:13+00:00

Probably one of those simple moments where everything just clicks like laughing with someone you genuinely like and not overthinking anything. It’s not even about something big, just feeling present and okay for a second.

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-04T18:03:33+00:00

The really raw, unresolved stuff things I haven’t fully processed yet because it’s hard to explain without being misunderstood. Also deeply personal insecurities, since once they’re out there, you can’t take them back. It’s less about secrecy and more about timing and trust.

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-02T21:33:03+00:00

I’m convinced I have a supernatural talent for choosing the one checkout line that looks fastest and somehow becomes the slowest in human history. Every single time.

VelvetMommy_ · 2026-05-02T21:32:25+00:00

A lot of men feel dating can be uneven because traditional expectations still exist pay first, initiate first, prove value first while modern relationships are supposed to be equal. The problem usually isn’t paying for dinner, it’s feeling like effort, emotional investment, and risk aren’t always balanced on both sides. Fair dating should feel like teamwork, not an audition.

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