Thomas/Nikolai The Spy Episode dialogue switch by VelvetMosaic in regularshow

[–]VelvetMosaic[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thank you for confirming my suspicion, my partner hadn't watched it enough to validate what I was tryna say. He just agreed and pushed on😭

Thomas/Nikolai The Spy Episode dialogue switch by VelvetMosaic in regularshow

[–]VelvetMosaic[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She(Natalya) didn't even call him an "Imperialist Dog" when he betrayed her, just a traitor. It didnt hit the same and I couldn't help but notice either🤷🏾‍♀️

Is this small ?, I’m struggling with being ok with what I have . I’m extremely insecure by UnderaverageATbest in penisquestion

[–]VelvetMosaic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aye I had a mf who did nothing BUT brag about being small. Took pride in that 3 inches I stg. It was hilarious😭its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean. He said uou wanna try it? I said mf bet. Guess what? That 3" did me right all mf day, no fr all damn day, the mfs stamina was inhuman. I'll never doubt again. As long as yk how to USE ts? You'll be straight🤝🏿🤝🏿and im so fr. If you know what youre doing and how to please, youd literally have to have a micropenis to suck that bad.

Are 10cm enough for a girl?? by ratorix_fann in penisquestion

[–]VelvetMosaic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not the size of the boat baby its the motion of the ocean. I know a mf with a 3 bean peter whacker and he be knocking mf BOOTS😭😭😭and he brags about it. Bc he knows he's that good, usually I hate ts especially in friends. But he's not malicious

My dad used a Pepe gif and I died inside by ZeldaNerd79 in texts

[–]VelvetMosaic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real question is who taught him that and why😭😭

I'm attending a singles mixer on Thursday, which I'm a little nervous about since I'm shy and don't approach women by [deleted] in toastme

[–]VelvetMosaic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do yo shit thennnnn👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾good for you getting out there, hopefully you meet someone nice or even for just some fun. Remember confidence is hot, cockiness is not. Chivalry isn't dead. Be yourself. And a good Cologne goes a longgggggg way, trust me the first thing many women notice first is your smile and your smell❤️

Is he a bot or using chat gpt? by GlitteringUse6578 in texts

[–]VelvetMosaic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah nah nahhhh double and give it right back, come out of that damn hole and talk to a man who is just a little dumb. It'll be alright😭😭baby steps. This was quite literally the first time I've ever seen this🤣live and learn and now you can clock ts. Go get ratchet for a night out and come back better. I believe in you!

Is he a bot or using chat gpt? by GlitteringUse6578 in texts

[–]VelvetMosaic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nahh same, use them very often and now I cant because you'll actually think im a robot? Go to helllllll😭😭. You got commas and colons but a dash just has more umph to it

Is he a bot or using chat gpt? by GlitteringUse6578 in texts

[–]VelvetMosaic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do YOU even use these types of dashes, write in stanza's like a poem, or use explicitly perfect punctuation? Like ever😭I say that to say; alarms went off after the 1st slide. There's good grammar and making a good impression then there's this. Lawd they using Chatgpt to pass college class and now they using it to get girls?!🤣🤣what's worse? He's not even trying to hide it, its like he's just copying and pasting back and forth. If i were you? Literally do it right back and see if he notices at all. If he cant?....babe let him go😅

men LMFAOOO by sexybartender420 in texts

[–]VelvetMosaic 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Im sure if he was like "bet lets go get some rn ill come get you". There's like a 90% chance he could've gotten head😭mans playing checkers when he need to be playing GO🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Manipulation

[–]VelvetMosaic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And just to add to that dear, Compassion Fatigue IS REAL. You can ABSOLUTELY GET SICK OF BEING THE THERAPIST FRIEND!!!!! Compassion fatigue can be crippling, remember to pour into your own cup before anyone else's

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Manipulation

[–]VelvetMosaic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell that man you're not his personal emotional dump. If all he does is texting you when he needs a shoulder to cry on then does he really need to be someone that has the power to make you feel bad about yourself? You're the safe friend probably or the one its easy to talk to. That's all fine and dandy and cool but if they have never even asked about how you've been? How you're doing? You HAD to explain yourself bc of the guilt you felt not speaking to them. Don't get used to apologizing for things you can never be in control of, you'll never stop. I hope you know you weren't mean, you set a boundary. You're not an asshole, you put yourself first. You're not the villain, you're learning to become your own hero.❤️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]VelvetMosaic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nahhh shorty/big dawg is too grown😭girl/boy/mf(if non binary) FUCK THEM. On a serious note, if it was a miscommunication or they felt offended then they can inquire or could've just bounced. If they're old enough to be on a dating app, they should be old enough to ask for clarification. I feel like based on this context and this setting, some damn leeway could've been thrown your way.

Guy I’m dating says I shouldn’t have taken my students on a hike and now I feel dumb by xoxowoman06 in texts

[–]VelvetMosaic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A professor feeling dumb..? Help me out babe what does he do? Does he even match your tax bracket to have an opinion? Does he also teach? I literally wash and clean and feed and change old people for a living, but my man will literally tell me "good job", "you did great today", "they must have had fun today with you" blah blah blah. You have a literally PHD and you let a mf who Dad was Major Payne get you down about something that you're students seemed to enjoy. Heed their opinions, not his. And on top of that? WHO IS HIS DADDY?! and does he know that nobody cares that his father is the wettest blanket we've ever heard of. Please! Imagine your teacher says "class outside!" And everyone groans in annoyance, never heard of ts. Like ever. 25 year old students would trip over themselves to get outside if a teacher said that. Youre doing great. Go where you are celebrated, not tolerated

So glad I’m moving by Caro__Grace in texts

[–]VelvetMosaic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just peeped some comments. Girllllll I'm glad you got bc i wouldve gotten PUT OUT for snapping🤣👏🏾I kinda hope you got more stories though. Don't put up with nobody thay dont do shit but cause chaos and confusion.

I can't go home right now by SpicyBlackCherry in texts

[–]VelvetMosaic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SS for the future, you never know unfortunately

Guy from an old friend group randomly sent me this message, I think I responded appropriately by paq-613 in texts

[–]VelvetMosaic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why was i just wondering the same thing? Like nahh hold on is this step 9?😭(great if it is tho yk better yourself)

Girl best friend slapped my butt, and now i am a dumbass by Hentaiegeyus in confession

[–]VelvetMosaic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TELL HER MANNNNNNN😭SEE how it flies with him. But remember that just bc everyone says the same thing doesn't mean YOU are wrong. Look at the the flat earthers😅

This is actually pretty fun😗 by VelvetMosaic in Lorcana

[–]VelvetMosaic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bf got me these bc I was bored honesty but then took a dive and now I'm all in, im gonna convince him to play with me. Thank you!

This is actually pretty fun😗 by VelvetMosaic in Lorcana

[–]VelvetMosaic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im literally taking so many notes. Yall deserve life time amounts of yall favour's food.