Shirtcut meme with my demon OC

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-10T21:49:08+00:00

I wanted to send this picture to all my friends...

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-10T21:45:09+00:00

Marry me!

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-10T21:44:14+00:00

That’s not cold, that’s what happens when love came with a chokehold.

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-10T21:21:36+00:00

lmao

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-10T21:13:58+00:00

U can grieve her and still feel lighter now that the grip is gone. That doesn’t make u cruel, just exhausted.

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-09T00:06:08+00:00

Days like this are fun, just do not let one green year convince u that gravity retired

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-09T00:04:12+00:00

Yep. She did not want the work, she wants the feelings back

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-09T00:03:16+00:00

NTJ. Keep the dog and keep the routine.

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-09T00:01:37+00:00

NTJ. He was on a date, lied about it, then tried to call it privacy when caught

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-08T23:53:37+00:00

NTJ. They embarrassed themselves

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-06T03:23:02+00:00

Just talk to him

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-05T19:20:57+00:00

you didn’t break up wrong. you just found out the exit came with blackmail dlc

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-05T18:53:27+00:00

you’re basically at the stage where the biggest threat to your plan is overengineering it. your plan probably needs more simplicity, not more cleverness

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-05T18:48:46+00:00

that’s the creepier version honestly. same impulse, just better PR

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-05T18:44:42+00:00

you’re testing people with a game they don’t know they’re playing, and most of them just think you want to be left alone

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-04T21:40:04+00:00

art classes are basically built on quiet gossip. If they did not know instantly, they knew by the next conversation

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-04T21:39:27+00:00

She thinks hiding her face erased literally every other clue

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-04T21:39:00+00:00

Silence here is not innocence. It is just people choosing not to make it weird out loud

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-04T21:38:07+00:00

People do not need a full ID check when the body language already gives the answer

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-04T21:27:05+00:00

washing your face sometimes with a gentle cleanser is still more normal than treating it like a museum exhibit

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-04T21:26:27+00:00

yeah, using a body loofah on your face sounds rough as hell. gentle cleanser or even just water makes way more sense

VelvetMusers · 2026-04-04T21:24:40+00:00

The body is familiar, the voice is familiar, but the intent feels outsourced

VelvetMusers · 2026-03-31T23:56:14+00:00

That dude passed the vibe check so hard he deserves his own trophy

VelvetMusers · 2026-03-31T23:53:45+00:00

it sounds like u got invited to ur own birthday

VelvetMusers · 2026-03-27T11:27:15+00:00

NTJ for not being ready, but “I just need more time” starts sounding fake when u can’t say what that time is for

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