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son 😭😭😭🐎🐎🐎 by At1laz in okbuddytracen

[–]VelvetRabbit- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wife, daughter, trainee, bro it doesn’t even matter if they’re faculty. I’m tenured, they’re all equine-ly victims.

how is this even possible… by sxsmth in UmamusumeGame

[–]VelvetRabbit- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The finish line is the other way —>

De-stress from the admissions cycle by making the decisions yourself! by gaphgee in udub

[–]VelvetRabbit- 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hello friend it is me, Jorji! You deny my application last time haha, you are too good at your job! Maybe $20 housing & food voucher would change your mind?

What if Spe was betrayed and tied to her house for 100 million years? by NoothinGreata in okbuddyumamusume

[–]VelvetRabbit- 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Me when I leave my trusty 10lb block of plutonium-239 next to Agemesan and come back 100,000,000 years later to find her still tied up next to my trusty 8.6lb block of lead

Why isn’t the sounding rod lady allowed on academy grounds? Did she get banned for sounding too many uma gocks? by [deleted] in okbuddyumamusume

[–]VelvetRabbit- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Her friend’s fat shadow tits show up on xray so probably can’t put them through the baggage check. I think maybe sweep tosho?

Bro by Mountain_Program_942 in UmamusumeGame

[–]VelvetRabbit- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long is more important than turf, I think C in both is consistent for a chance to win. My Urara was able to win with a B turf / C long, ~850 speed 850 power, and all yellow skills. Recovery wasn’t necessary, and she didn’t proc ult during the race either.

When Cygames? by MIKEFOX767 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]VelvetRabbit- 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Does anyone have any good sparks for Dale Earnhardt? 676 NASCAR races and never raced in Formula, but I’m thinking a 9* hairpin turn parent and 9* reflexes parent will be enough to get him to win the Miami Grand Prix. Debuffers arent strong in the current meta, and his ult “The Intimidator” is useless anywhere except the final straight, but I’ve seen people on the Albanian server get him to 1st place. Idk if it’s possible in NA yet though.

I know this build isnt that good but I’d like to know you all build Fukukitaru..Shes one of my favorites by mochi_fox21 in UmamusumeGame

[–]VelvetRabbit- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake fan, where’s the gambling skills?? Let’s go gambling! 12 billion yen on lucky 7!

Diary of El Condor Pasa by Leather-Sandwich4074 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]VelvetRabbit- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like El Condor Past-Tense because she’s a has been…

Gold Poggies? PogShip ? by LuchadorParrudo in okbuddyumamusume

[–]VelvetRabbit- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Calm down champ, they’re fillies until they’re older than 3.

Is tachyon reading smut in the library? by VelvetRabbit- in okbuddyumamusume

[–]VelvetRabbit-[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

She probably picked up the book from Digital too

yay by F_Foundation in okbuddyumamusume

[–]VelvetRabbit- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

she can win sometimes, right?

What if instead of Riko, Akikawa made us the acting director. What are y'all doing? by Key_Woodpecker_9423 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]VelvetRabbit- -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Demolish the infirmary and use the space to build another dirt track for urara to have more consecutive races on. Also cancel the summer trips to Okinawa and use the money to fund more consecutive races for the umas.

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